bikemonster Posted February 27, 2007 Share Bullsh*t-o-meter WAY-Y-Y over into the red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted February 27, 2007 Share "produce both a heating and cooling effect" In afrikaans we'd say "ja nee" to this lot. I think it's kind of like a Thermos flask, which can keep things hot or cold. Right now, in my Thermos I have a double espresso and an Eskimo Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitusTi Posted February 27, 2007 Share So until you open your flask you still have a perfectly hot Espresso and a perfectly cold Eskimo Pie. It's only when you open it and observe it that you can determine what has actually happened thus you are the one that influences the outcome.Same thing with the tit patches I think? Very good quantum theory behind them. Until you observe them not working it means they are working or is that the other way round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce Posted February 27, 2007 Share Reminds me of an old Eddy Murphy stand up comedy show when he rips off some boxer that is promoting soup. "I like that thoop, real nyth thoop, both chunky and thmooth at the thame time, damn, how'd they do that??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted February 27, 2007 Share Damn! Ice coffee with some paper and two sticks floating around it. And worse yet, some Austrian professor just called to blame me for the death of his cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitusTi Posted February 27, 2007 Share That damn cat! Did you look or did he? Who is to blame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishj9 Posted February 27, 2007 Share I don't want sticky plasters communicating with my nipples like a cell phone. Speak for yourself lol. Might be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavipe Posted February 27, 2007 Share It's a scam. The fact the patches don't work is irrelevant, a plus,actually, because it's a MLM scam, and a real product would just getin the way.Think about it for a minute: the patches basically contain saladdressing. How does this suddenly become a miniature battery, connectedto a miniature FM radio, broadcasting a special code over teeny-weeny(ie NANO) antennas to more teeny-weeny antennas and radio receiversinside your body which is ready to act on the coded signal, despitethe fact that the body does not communicate this way normally (thebody communicates via hormones which is why steroids DO work) andtherefore has no reason to possess such receivers.But the people buying into this stuff do not care about the badscience - if it works in practice, who cares if it works in theory?And they are only too willing to kid themselves that it works inpractice because there are BIG $$$ out there for floggingdistributorships.The "testimonials"NCAA approved - right - the NCAA found that the patches wereuseless and therefore had no reason to ban them. Somehow the failureto ban became approval which one might naively interpret asendorsement. Patent Pending - Go to the LifeWave home page and you will readthat they have a patent pending. Further down the page they claim(erroneously, but these things happen) that the technology ISpatented. In fact patent pending means NOTHING exceptthat a patent has been applied for - the patentoffice makes no assurance of the effectiveness of the invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishj9 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Same thing with the tit patches I think? Very good quantum theory behind them. Until you observe them not working it means they are working or is that the other way round? Hmm the problem with quantum Tit patches ( lol) is that they are not exactly in any one place at any one time. If theyre not on your TITs, where are they ? Irishj92007-02-27 08:43:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted February 27, 2007 Share That damn cat! Did you look or did he? Who is to blame! It's the cat's fault. Curiosity. Gets 'em every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitusTi Posted February 27, 2007 Share Well, they're probably only there about 10% of the time, but if we could describe where there are we would never be able to say when they would in fact be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinx Posted February 27, 2007 Share Klink Vreeslik Snaaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifewave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Why would Richard Quick (US Olympian swimming coach and record holder) stake his reputation on Lifewave patches?As you know, new technology has always baffled the conservative minds - including me. This is why a few think it is crazy. Their opponents do not. I have yet to find the guy who tested this and did not improve his time, strength or endurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted February 27, 2007 Share Why would a reputable (oh, make it stop, make it stop!) product be sold via multi level marketing? Could the answer possibly be because it's a scam? It's not new technology baffling conservative minds, it's an attempt at bullsheot baffles brains, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce Posted February 27, 2007 Share Check out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Andreou Posted February 28, 2007 Share That's not all. If you call in the next five minutes you will also receive a free vegetable peeler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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