Guest Agteros Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 ok kill the suspense... My cellphone tells me the following:900 m / sec = 3240 km/h2700 feet / sec = 2962.656 km/h Slave, I've spoken to the authorities (trying to put in a good word for you) and good news: you do not need a visa for the WWRR HOWEVER some bad news.... If you insist on bringing a rifle the visa will cost $10,000,000.00 (US), a hunting (rifle carrying) license will cost the same as well. All payable in advance in hard currency (or gold bullion) at an address to be confirmed later.
Andyr249 Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 And Slave, binoculars you can carry for free!!!!!! We will allow you that!
Slave Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Ok, ok. I will leave the rifle at home of you promise to make sure there are no crocodiles in the area we ride in. 10 billion is more than a few Dollars. If I had that much, I would have put in a bigger offer for GOv2.0's Prince. Andy, I am going to leave the binocs at home for this trip. I am going to find a small pair for our next trip to SBR, but only if Nance is with us. If you join the ride, I may need them to see how far ahead you are.
Andyr249 Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Oh ok. Well glad you leaving the rifle at home. We wouldn't want you to compare cycling speeds with bullet speeds! Although take your rifle on the next ride up the steps, it might make everyone ride behind you and then you will be the first up the steps!I am definitely keen for the SBR ride! But will ride with you so I can borrow your binocs.
tazman Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Will look into joining you, just don't ride away from me please!
Andyr249 Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 That would be great! You more than welcome to!Where are you from? You may need a visa approval from Agteros and myself.
Slave Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Er Andy. I hate to break this to you this way, but remember: Item 1. You may be from out Norf (an all and all), but you are still a new kid on the block. I can understand OXand Nance wanting Visas, gold cards, mastercards etc, but dude, you are not yet in that position of might and power. Item 2. You may be fast, but refer item 1, you're still the new kid round here. Item 3. Agteros has a position of seniority as does Nance. Refer items 1 and 2. Item 4. You have to earn your stripes around here to pull rank. (In other words, we have to meet your first before we will enter you onto ourfranchise of selling Visas and for that, Kid has cornered that market.) Refer tems 1 through 3. Item 5. If you go outside of the chain of command, the Kid may be forced to employ the skills of our local doctor who will teach you water polo in a pair of kids special shoes. (cement no less.) Capice?
Slave Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 They guys on the Alberton & JHB South thread always harp on about the hills on the other side of town. So how about a road group ride to show all and sundry some of the hills out on the west?RouteThe idea is to start Riverstone on the Muldersdrift/Aviato road' date=' go towards the Cradle towards the Lion Park, turn left towards the N14, go over the Krugersdorp Hill (Paardekraal / R28) onto Robert Broom, down past Sterkfontein Hospital onto the road towards Mrs Pless' Cave, back towards the Lion Park, straight towards Lanseria, right onto Beyers Naude, either right towards the Cradle again or straight towards Muldersdrift, and back to Riverstone. Via Muldersdrift it is about 78km with a few hills inbetween Any other ideas for the route (keeping / adding undulations )? All who want to ride along, say aye!!!Start VenueRiverstone LodgeDirections & GPS co-ords at http://www.riverstonelodge.co.za/contactus.html TimeWe start to ride at 08:00 7:00, possibly 6:30 RidersTrubie Slave (pending full cabinet approval) Agteros Andyr249 Andyr249 Friend Nancy Drew (pending approval by Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma Home Affairs) Mighty Spoke The Thug (maybe, and convince one or two others) Cruzer[/quote'] Is there a date for this ride that I missed somewhere. We have a venue and time, but I seem to be foncused about the date. HELP!
Wonder Woman Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 Put me in on that list Agteros Thuggie, let's get a good bunch together to join!!
Guest Agteros Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 tazman, you are added.Wonder Woman, you as well! Date is in the title, but added to the post.In case anybody missed it, it is on Saturday 27 June 2009
Slave Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 Thanks Andy, It's a beeeach getting old, blind, forgetful and just downright stupid. Of course I speak for my own (in) ability. So we can do SBR on 20th then? Nance, you think there are no hills out South. Largely, you're right. But then again, you need to ride the berg bus with us. There are one or two little bumps out that way. SBR on va uvva hand, has only three tiny little bumps. And they HURT.
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