Guest Agteros Posted June 25, 2009 Share Reckon the approach in the song "The Want Ad" on Pandora's Box (http://www.jimsteinman.com/pandoralyrics.htm) is a super way to vent angerTHE WANT ADThis is addressed to all the people who answered or may be thinking of answering the personal ad I placed in volume 2, number 15 of this newspaper two weeks ago friday.First: my appologies to the huge bartender with the voice and the lighthearted dark-skinned advertising man. If either of you had called me back, I might not be writing this retraction of my ad even though I will soon be too busy to date much, but why didn't you call back???But to the others... which include the two terrifying sisters, the under 18's and the over 60's, the numerous ones who dialed my number and hung up as soon as I said "hello", the 35 or 40 of you who made dates with me and never showed up...including the one who complained his body was so powerful he couldn't control it anymore, the desperate wife-seekers, the already married, the one was so one-sided that he could think of nothing but sex and then had the gall to ask me if his nationality was the reason I wouldn't sleep with him, the many who couldn't get it up when I was agreeable and the many who could and did when I was not, the pleasant young foreigner who turned out to be the property of his gigantic girlfriend, the ones who were so grotesque in their appearence that I couldn't possibly get by their faces to even consider a relationship with them, especially sexual... the sharks, the geeks, and the sadists, the latter category which I had specifically stated I didn't want, the ones who wanted endless dirty talk the ones who wanted to be punished, the ones who could only boast about the bank- rolls and/or their equipment, and this definitely includes the teacher who said: "All the kids want my stuff", the businessman had an adjective for every letter in his last name: "R is for rich", the ones and they were many who said: "my name is so and so, how far do you go", the 300 pound lady judge who screamed abuse at me, the transvestite who wanted me to support him, the numerous young studs who had nothing to offer besides the negative result of their goddamn blood tests, the diminutive actor and all the other short ones, the astronomer who cried like a baby and said he'd been betrayed by every star he ever knew, the fanatic priest who wanted me to confess to things I'd never even dreamed of, the worn out soldiers, the burned out poets,the pumped up jocks and the used up kids, the racists, including the one at whose place I left my white sweater and I'd rather cut off my right thumb go back for it... the drunks, junkies crack and cokeheads, the multitude of liars and especially the nice ones who never called back!To all of you I say: JUST FORGET MY PHONE NUMBER. I DON'T NEED ALL THE HASSLES. I'll be starting school next month and I just don't want to be bothered. Don't hold your breath, any of you. Sincerely, The underweight platinum blonde.Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTfan Posted June 25, 2009 Share ...and at least you have a job. Thanks fruity! Pleasure dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasm Posted June 25, 2009 Share I'm also angry that everytime I want to get into bed, my cat is asleep, lying just below my pillow and I can't get in. I have to squeeze into a tiny space left over and not move the doona. It's very chilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdeJongh Posted June 25, 2009 Share ...and at least you have a job. Thanks fruity! Pleasure dirty Oh you two get a room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackes Posted June 25, 2009 Share How the #@%^ can the man in the street ie you and me' date=' afford a 31.3% increase in electricity !! Of course there are special agreements with big businesses so that doesn't affect them. Also PD communities will only be getting a 15% odd increase.[/quote'] Cuz 80% of the population dont pay for their electricity, therefore we have to make up for it. Eskom hike 'unacceptable' 2009/06/25 02:27:00 PM Sikonathi Mantshantsha Johannesburg- Trade union Cosatu has said the 31.3% electricity tariff hike grantedto power utility Eskom is "totally unacceptable" and unwarranted as itis almost four times the inflation rate. "Cosatu strongly condemns this hike; it is a face-savingmeasure by Nersa (the National Energy Regulator of SA) to show it isindependent," Cosatu spokesperson Patrick Craven told Fin24.com afterthe announcement on Thursday. "It's going to affect the poor the most." Craven said the union will use Nedlac structures to argue for aspecial tax "on the rich" to pay for Eskom's infrastructure investment."The tariff hike will have a negative impact on inflation and will nodoubt make the recession worse, as small businesses cannot afford it,"said Craven. Brait economist Colin Garrow agreed that with the power price hike inflation is "not going to come down fast". He said: "The electricity tariff hike goes straight to the inflationbasket. Electricity is one of those administered prices that will weighagainst the inflation outlook. "Beyond today [Thursday's interest rate announcement], the appetite to cut interest rates will be weaker." The rate hike will take away consumers' buying power and delay arecovery in expenditure, said Monale Ratsoma, economist at ThebeSecurities. "You are dealing with households that are already under pressure, andthen you add another burden on already tight budgets. That is where thepain is." Ratsoma said the hike will contribute to a delay in economicrecovery as job losses are still expected to rise. Eskom had applied for 34% hike to fund a R385bn capital expenditure for electricity generation. - Fin24.com http://www.fin24.com/articles/default/display_article.aspx?ArticleId=1518-25_2533099Jackes17542009-06-25 06:49:51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTfan Posted June 25, 2009 Share ...and at least you have a job. Thanks fruity! Pleasure dirty Oh you two get a room In my wildest dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTfan Posted June 25, 2009 Share My next vent of anger for today.... I am very frustrated right now!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Posted June 25, 2009 Share What about Judge Nkola Motata being acquitted of excessive alcohol consumption !! What do they classify as excessive alcohol consumption ? Isn't being totally inebriated, writing-off your car and a wall or two grounds for excessive alcohol consumption ?? Let Joe Soap put up the fight that our esteemed Judge has and I'm sure he'd be charged with defeating the ends of justice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagwil Posted June 25, 2009 Share I need a hug? A hug or a Thug?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathrix Posted June 25, 2009 Share OK, here's mine: http://www.hellopeter.com/vodacom-pricing-barcodes-%5B293235%5D They are so overly in your face kind when they reply OH, and Kind regards Best regards Warm regards WTF!! Keep your regards, do not say it when you do not mean it!!! Phew...ok, I'm done. Thanks nathrix2009-06-25 07:25:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity Posted June 25, 2009 Share I am one of those (Mike, Harry, Sheila & Gertrude) and I want to complain about not being able to complain in my own thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Brunsdon Posted June 25, 2009 Share ...and at least you have a job. Very true and every day I'm truley greatful for my job - next month will be 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackes Posted June 25, 2009 Share Johannesburg - The South African Reserve Bank's (Sarb's) monetarypolicy committee (MPC) has left the key repo rate unchanged at 7.5%.This means that the prime lending rate will remain at 11%.http://www.fin24.com/articles/default/display_article.aspx?ArticleId=1518-25_2533104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted June 25, 2009 Share **** all, and I mean ALL, call centres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Thug all vented now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackes Posted June 25, 2009 Share **** all' date=' and I mean ALL, call centres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Thug all vented now![/quote'] And all voice recorded telephone pad selection businesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nialls101 Posted June 25, 2009 Share F%&k Eskom for the well timed power failure this morning. WashingMachine machine was on and tripped the power 3 times in a row when the power came back on. Aaaaagh!!! I feel much better now. Nanosec Nialls2009-06-25 08:32:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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