Baster Brak Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 So you are walking down the road and you come across a badly hurt and dying Hi jacker and a bank manager,you can only save one, who are you gonna save, remebering that our greedy friend the bank manager is now out to f*ck you over even more, all the rate cuts Tito has given you, he is now taking back because he now wants to charge you prime plus 2 where a years ago he would have charged prime, just before the credit act came into being he was lending money recklessly to everyone and now he wants to screw you because he made bad decisions and someone must pay, at least with the hijacker its over relatively quickly, you might survive and hopefully your insurance will cover you, the bank manager though is a bit of a leech, who will systematicaly suck you dry, f%ck you over time after time and then still pretend to care whilst he takes the food out of your kids mouth with a smile. So the question is WHO YOU GONNA SAVE
BrendonMyb Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Ill save the hijacker so that he can kill the bank manager & then it will all be off my hands as he committed the crime & 10 to 1 will either run away or get caught with another botched attempt at a hijacking
pastapouch Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 club the bank manager to death...you are able to see a hijacker and avoid the situation, but banks are groups of legalised criminals. And to state shooting the manager is also wrong, you want the shareholders and the big bosses. also, the hijacker is just trying to make a living. Sick as it is, R50 on a car or something. So when Mr Smith,owning so much ^%^# money he doesn't know what to do with it all, comes around the corner, and the jobless citizen sits on the pavement, thinking, he has something, I dont', time to get some.... cervelo2009-07-15 23:49:21
Baster Brak Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 As they say nowadays, I would rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than my brother work for the bank
scotty Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 As they say nowadays' date=' I would rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than my brother work for the bank[/quote'] Ouch
Joe Low Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Got a mortgage offer at 3.5% yesterday so can hug the bank manager and afford to be hi-jacked. Everyone's a winner. Scotty - you guys running a brothel over there? No wonder you get to work early every day.
scotty Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Nah, we need to get to work early to discuss how we can screw customers some more.
Guest Big H Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Banks hands out umbrellas when the sun shines, but takes them back when it rains!!!!!!!!!!< id="gwProxy" ="">< ="jsCall;" id="jsProxy" ="">
scotty Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Banks hands out umbrellas when the sun shines' date=' but takes them back when it rains!!!!!!!!!!< id="gwProxy" ="">< ="jsCall;" id="jsProxy" ="">[/quote'] I see that as helping, its far more dangerous to be exposed to the sun than get a little wet.
Tumbleweed Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Got a mortgage offer at 3.5% yesterday so can hug the bank manager and afford to be hi-jacked. Everyone's a winner. Scotty - you guys running a brothel over there? No wonder you get to work early every day. why does the phrase "make a healthy deposit" spring to mind?
IdeJongh Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Id tell the hijacker the banker has a lot of cash, tell the banker the hijacker skipped a payment on his bond and let the two sort it out.
Gasping Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 If the collective noun for birds is a flock and for geese it is a gaggle, what would the collective noun be for Bankers? A Wunch?
Guest Big H Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Got a mortgage offer at 3.5% yesterday so can hug the bank manager and afford to be hi-jacked. Everyone's a winner. Scotty - you guys running a brothel over there? No wonder you get to work early every day. why does the phrase "make a healthy deposit" spring to mind? Like a "fixed deposit" ..... that MATURES nine months later????????< id="gwProxy" ="">< ="jsCall;" id="jsProxy" ="">
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