Cycling and hemorrhoids?

[Flea]

For those worried about cycleaddicts rep - he is an April Fool, so anything is up?

[Squier]

So everyone knows two things about you now:

 

 

 

1. You have hems (good luck with that mate)

 

2. You must have balls to post this question on the Hub!

[Bos]

my word.

[Mackie]

! 

Good luck mate. I suffered with these things about 18 years ago and one tablet (orally)

It must of been a roophie you gave someone to make them orally sort your ring out, hope they brushed their teeth before performing happy on your naught.

mackiemoo2010-01-13 08:38:54

[Racingsnail]

I am just glad it was posted under Tech Q&A and not Photos!!

Good luck...

[Tumbleweed]

there's a reason they call those things the grapes of wrath! if they're so bad you can't ride, chances are it's too late for creams. surgery will be needed. it's not pleasant.

[Mackie]

there's a reason they call those things the grapes of wrath! if they're so bad you can't ride' date=' chances are it's too late for creams. surgery will be needed. it's not pleasant.[/quote'] if you have a serious babalaas your pub could also be called grapes of wrath

['Dale]

All the best, cycleaddict.

 

 

 

Agree that cycle is strenous on the backside.

 

Total healing / surgery required to avoid ongoing affliction.

 

 

 

 

[Gasping]

! 

Good luck mate. I suffered with these things about 18 years ago and one tablet (orally)

It must of been a roophie you gave someone to make them orally sort your ring out' date=' hope they brushed their teeth before performing happy on your naught.

[/quote']

 

I dunno - did you?

[Tumbleweed]

there's a reason they call those things the grapes of wrath! if they're so bad you can't ride' date=' chances are it's too late for creams. surgery will be needed. it's not pleasant.[/quote'] if you have a serious babalaas your pub could also be called grapes of wrath

 

 

 

only saw this now! classic, am actually having a beer there now. just opened for the first time in 2010. cheers

[Wernervdmerwe]

I once heard that 1 in 5 adults have them, and 1 in 3 have them internally - most of these people are not even aware they have 'em!

 

So... Gasping, Mackimoo and The Break - own up - which of you have them suckers on the inside you are not aware of?!

 

[Bos]

let me check...

[Wernervdmerwe]

let me check...

Now there's an image I can do without 

[Gasping]

Here is some good old "Boere Raad" given to me by a former colleague:

 

1) Take a box of Lion Matches to the toilet with you.

2) Get comfortable on the toilet after removing clothing.

3) Light a match

4) CAREFULLY burn the offending 'roid. This does hurt a bit.

5) The next time a 'roid "rears its head", just shake the box of Lion matches - the mere sound will make it will jump back in by itself.

 

Use it, don't use it.

Gasping2010-01-15 01:15:38

[ViperSquad]

 

Here is some good old "Boere Raad" given to me by a former colleague:

 

1) Take a box of Lion Matches to the toilet with you.

2) Get comfortable on the toilet after removing clothing.

3) Light a match

4) CAREFULLY burn the offending 'roid. This does hurt a bit.

5) The next time a 'roid "rears its head"' date=' just shake the box of Lion matches - the mere sound will make it will jump back in by itself.

 

Use it, don't use it.

[/quote']

 

I LOL'd. Best advice ever!!!

 

[Tumbleweed]

this is an old emo phillips joke:

i was sitting in the doctor's room the other day, and this guy asked me why i was there. i said: "i have the worst case of haemorroids in the world." he asked: "is that why you're sitting on that bean bag?" i said: "look again?"