Hermanus Cycles Posted August 21, 2010 Share what do they call you when you have sprained your ankle? Limp d!ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwan Kemp Posted August 21, 2010 Share No need to be a "your name" about it! (Sorry, couldn't resist!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie Posted August 21, 2010 Share This is serious guys, please stop dicking around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappa Bear Posted August 23, 2010 Share some how I knew all of this will go south! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermanus Cycles Posted August 23, 2010 Share re-DICK-ulous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted August 23, 2010 Share Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? " Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir. Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Brian: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Brian: Aaah! Eh. Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away! Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only... Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you. [takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically] Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... [another guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [more chuckling] Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... [chuckle] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [both guards chuckle] Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this? Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiBones Posted August 23, 2010 Share Thank you Tumbleweed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Lizard Posted August 23, 2010 Share oh just get over it dick head ! Its not what name they give you, its about how you use it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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