Do you wear a white cycling pant?

[bikemonster]

Guys, you are missing the point here. Look, white pants follow the same rules as white handlebar tape: Both are uber-cool gayer than the Village People and only the extremely well stylistically endowed should use it for the use of those who are miles out of the closet. White tape/pants MUST be 100% clean, new and always worn with a scornful, alloof, yet slightly disinterested lookmoisturiser. You can only use it for a couple of times before it MUST be replaced. That is the whole point as it shows that you have more money/style/professional backup gheyness than the black wearing proletariat your boyfriend.

 

If you don't wear white, don't start. You are not worthya raging queen and you will never get it catch the ghey!

 

One or two tiny typo's there. Fixed now.

[Thor Buttox]

I sense Willehond probably had his tongue firmly in his cheek. Either that or between some other guy's cheeks.

 

Y.M.C.GHEY....

[Schwynn]

Maybe white is cheaper because nobody buys it?

[MariusL]

I sense Willehond probably had his tongue firmly in his cheek. Either that or between some other guy's cheeks.

 

Y.M.C.GHEY....

 

[Hawk]

This is the only time, a white pant is acceptable (or semi white...), but wait, these are actually white "compression socks"

 

Thats it! I'm sold! I'm buying white compression socks like hers!! DAMN!!!

[Willehond]

One or two tiny typo's there. Fixed now.

This from a man who complemented me that I "smell nice on the bike"! Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much ;-)

[Dicky DQ]

So if said dog is hot, you say he's busy pantsing???? hmmm. I think not.

Sorry, but dogs pant, the don't pants.

 

For the record the defintion of pant (without the 's'):

pant [pænt]

vb

1. to breathe with noisy deep gasps, as when out of breath from exertion or excitement

2. to say (something) while breathing thus

3. (intr; often foll by for) to have a frantic desire (for); yearn

4. (intr) to pulsate; throb rapidly

n

1. the act or an instance of panting

2. a short deep gasping noise; puff

 

However the above considered, if you are a pommie you will call them "pant" and not "pants"

 

They also bastardized Aluminum to what it is today.

[bikemonster]

This from a man who complemented me that I "smell nice on the bike"! Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much ;-)

 

LOL!

 

Long memory, dude!

 

Just back from a route which I am sure you will remember - Stellies, Helz, Boschendal, Paarl and back via Agter-Paarl.

[chris_w_65]

I am very happy I didn't wear a white pant this afternoon, it pissed with rain while I was passing Hillfox