The Saint Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Can I use bad pies with Gu? Will topwhine be along shortly to provide his own recipe for me to make my own bad pies without having to pay the extortionate prices charged by retailers? And what effect will the imminent arrival of Wally-Mart on our shores have on bad pie marketing?Yes you can - you need to however make sure that your bad pie is used with an expired Gu - it will definitely give you that added kick in the pants
manbearpig Posted September 30, 2010 Author Posted September 30, 2010 Yes you can - you need to however make sure that your bad pie is used with an expired Gu - it will definitely give you that added kick in the pantsI see you are one of the few who understand how to use bad pies correctly. There is a lot of rubbish advice out there on the internet. Just be careful. Bad pies used incorrectly can be very dangerous. Check with your doctor first to see if you can eat bad pies.
Spartan SL Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Is there anyone doing a CRC order for Bad pies in the Durban area? What are the import duties on Bad pies?
LeTurbo Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 I recently bought some white bib shorts to make myself go faster. Can these be used safely with Bad Pies? Should I consult a Professor of Herbalism and Fortune Telling before using these in combination? Please advise.
bikemonster Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 I recently bought some white bib shorts to make myself go faster. Can these be used safely with Bad Pies? Yes. Once.
Slowbee Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 where is Mr Pieman when you need him for a good recipe.
Zeps Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 where is Mr Pieman when you need him for a good recipe. ewep is too busy motorcycling these days to bother with the 'ubbers
canfan Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Yes. Once.That is not 100% correct. For Road its once only.But for Mountain biking you should be able to get away with using a bad pie a couple of times. If things get really bad, blame it on the MUD!!!
The Saint Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 I recently bought some white bib shorts to make myself go faster. Can these be used safely with Bad Pies? Should I consult a Professor of Herbalism and Fortune Telling before using these in combination? Please advise. Yes the "Brown Spot" effect will kick in here. The "Brown Spot" effect occurs on the bottom of the white pants near the anus and is known to deter other riders from passing you or wheelsucking. White pants used in conjunction with expired Gu and Bad Pies is highly recommended.
Slowbee Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 ewep is too busy motorcycling these days to bother with the 'ubbers to many pies - means he has to go to motorised transport
manbearpig Posted September 30, 2010 Author Posted September 30, 2010 Is there anyone doing a CRC order for Bad pies in the Durban area? What are the import duties on Bad pies?One can bring in Bad Pies from CRC but it can be problematic. Just three weeks ago Gerald Buekes brought in some Bad Pies and they got held up in customs for 5 days. Needless to say they went from ordinary Bad Pies to downright f%#king nasty pies.Gerald spent 3 days coughing up what looked like red cauliflower cheese and cr@pping himself inside out. If you are willing to take this risk then be my guest.
Gobbo Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Classic Maybe start selling bad pies at races you will do a pb no doubt :) sell them with a bog roll as a package dealfor only R5 you get a bad pie and thats not all...LOLWhen u r climbing up a tree and its running down your knee.....dioreah hahahaha
Danger Dassie Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 One can bring in Bad Pies from CRC but it can be problematic. Just three weeks ago Gerald Buekes brought in some Bad Pies and they got held up in customs for 5 days. Needless to say they went from ordinary Bad Pies to downright f%#king nasty pies.Gerald spent 3 days coughing up what looked like red cauliflower cheese and cr@pping himself inside out. If you are willing to take this risk then be my guest. Yes but, is it bad for you and is it art?
Vuilgoed Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 One can bring in Bad Pies from CRC but it can be problematic. Just three weeks ago Gerald Buekes brought in some Bad Pies and they got held up in customs for 5 days. Needless to say they went from ordinary Bad Pies to downright f%#king nasty pies. And with this comment, this thread went from being mildly amusing to being funny as hell
The Saint Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 The competitions board will be investigating "collusion". It was bought to their attention that various retailers have been systematically giving away bad pies. Ringo Shitzbrooks from the board said "We are currently investigating collusion in the retail industry for holding a meeting in which it was agreed to give away "bad pies". This goes against all ethical business practices and we shall investigate to the fullest to expose this unjust practice" He went on to say "Bad Pies have been known to cause the Brown Spot effect which is detrimental to fellow competitors and amounts to the practice of cheating." Wooohoooo I can't wait for the outcome of this one. There is going to be a **** storm in the industry now!!
Weight Weenie Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 If eating bad pies and you are doing a stage race, remember to fit mudguards if you are riding infront of your partner
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