Being tooHot!!!!

[TheLegend]

what happened to the theory that girls dig guys with "hot" (i.e. well trained) bodies!?

not true?

 

[mon-goose]

apparently his new bike is not bad. adds to the TooHot!!! look

[Jean-Jay]

broadcast anouncement!

 

When ur tooHot!!!! nobody needs to tell you that you are..................

 

you just are!

 

I got bigger muscles in my cr@p than most of you, so be nice or get dead!

 

either way i win....

 

 

oh and also Popeye, ur spinach aint gonna get you out of this one:

For a cycling club presidant (whatever) you sure are a bit of a sh!tstirrer

 

Rumour's only go so far, i go further!

 

 

Miss V, seeing as though u were the first to post, i can only assume you have been waiting for this post all your life and now that it has finally arrived you will spontaneously combust! - Please feel free to do this at your own leisure.

 

Kilo - it's game on when i see you on the road 2morro.

 

Colonel, When i finish a race, i still haven't finished racing.

 

Holy roller - sure i remember who did that. Sleep well at night. be seeing you soon

 

Right - you may all carry on with what you were doing.

 

 

[TheLegend]

 

[Jean-Jay]

 

what happened to the theory that girls dig guys with "hot" (i.e. well trained) bodies!?

not true?

 

 

That trend must have stopped when i started

 

[TheLegend]

 

That trend must have stopped when i started

 

but my friends all disprove your theory  ("experience").

might it be the attitude coming a long with the body?

 

 

 

[Tumbleweed]

how hot can you be if you have to hang out with ugly chicks?

[Brakkies Sport Fotos]

toohot, is this now getting toohot 4 u

 

 

 

eish man, nee eks ook nie president van iets, of weet jy iets waarvan ek noggie weet.

 

 

 

stirrer? mmmmm almal op die hub is stirrers

[Buff]

 tooHot, maybe it's got nothing to do with your looks but rather your profession... I hear stand-up comedians score hot chicks, you still have an outside chance with posts like this... 

[Velouria]

tooHot!!!!! I don't care if you are the hottest guy in Cape Town - if we drop you in the DC again this year there is going to be trouble. You had better be training!

 

Attending the odd race now and then is also a good idea

 

[pastapouch]

got this earlier this week , not even sad...actually tragic.

Funny but also exposes the harsh reality/sadness of where society has got to......... <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST (on line classified)

 

What am I doing wrong?

 

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl.

I'm articulate and classy.

I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year.

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

 

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?

Could you send me some tips?

I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250.

But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock.

250,000 won't get me to central park west.

I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius.

So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

 

Here are my questions specifically:

 

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

 

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

 

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

 

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

 

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

 

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

 

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

 

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The Answer

 

Dear Pers-431649184:

 

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

 

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

 

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

 

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

 

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

 

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

 

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

[Jean-Jay]

 

tooHot!!!!! I don't care if you are the hottest guy in Cape Town - if we drop you in the DC again this year there is going to be trouble. You had better be training!

 

Attending the odd race now and then is also a good idea

 

 

yaw, mmmm about that, funny thing happened..................

 

only kidding

 

i think i will be good by that time