The Drongo

Oh look ! A ghey downhill bike.............WITH some pink! Yipeeee!

Just use 10w fork oil nana. Go to Alfie Cox ptn with a little bottle and bum some.

The SOUL eezs por joo amigo, sheeez por joo ! ***look at it this way, you aren't. You are just going to be selling an old frame....

Don't be staggering when you get up now!!

and this courtesy of Mtbdude!

Pussy! And I shall end with this..... sweet dreams.

Chap. If you want to do gnarly then rather look at Cotic BFe ! Toooo sexy.

Now here is a man who knows where his next wipeout is coming from!

No replies at all. Seriously miffed! ANYONE !? Seatpost mount, 35mm Paul Keeper - PLEASE.

Pansy! Only 5 hamburgers???...I can do 7 in a sitting, and then RIDE to the kitchen...These ones! ***it's not too far

You are colour blind dude. That is dark blue. No worries though. A large percentage of men suffer from that defect.

Erhm...obviously ! Hey chap, how about I just be a good little boy and apologise if I offended you? Apology offered......

Eish. Aren't they just TOO awesome !?

The guy 50'th from port side is wearing a pink speedo?

Specially with all those birds ignoring him.

But Denis Denniss Dennis style is everything dude! Style is everything. Too late fella... A = GOOD effort. C++ = is getting there. Sorry for you.

Dude. 1 9 8 5. Rolled t-shirts, bright colours, big hair. Have no idea if it was "huge on the circuit", it just inspired us to ride old bikes stupid distances. Can't even say how many times I watched it. Don't blame me if it seems cheesy.

The ANTS have already begun the covert reshaping of the jumps. "A little off the lip here, no, a little more, right!" "A little more onto that lip there, nope a little more, slightly off camber right, good, good." "Stand back gentlemen! - Here one comes....""" :D ***sound of a million ants laughing as Peach buries himself to the top cap !" Sneaky little buggers....

Uhm.... A M E R I C A N F L Y E R. Eye of the Tiger. Why can' t E O T T just remind you of AMERICAN FLYER, the CYCLING movie? Why must it remind you of BOXING, or inappropriate tunes associated with running ??!! WRONG FORUM much? Now off to Amazon and buy the damn DVD. And don't count yourself as a true Roadie unless you have watched it a bakers dozen ! NOOB.

Rockey? The BOXING movie? What the hell has that got to do with cycling??

You heard that they are playing "Simply the Best" this year hey??

Now you are getting there son. Think Kevin Costner. Think American Flyer. Before your time????

I can indeed. Ole Elli is standing on it. It's just the surfer I can't see that concerns me ! I know that his big mates give the Zam canoes a hard time, I had no idea the cousins in Mozza were rumbling the surfers.....

So. Nothing Photoshop about your avatar then ? !

Say WHAT? Just stick with J Parow...and I can hardly unnnerstaan him at the best of times.