The Drongo

Fantastic weekend down the coast. Traffic was really scrappy getting there. Plenty bikes on their way to Margate for Africa Bike Week. All well behaved with one exception of one group. Traffic back was well behaved, with the exception of one id 10 T. Made worse by the fact that your macho driving style, with limited skill, was exacerbated by the fact that your 6-8 year old son was romping about on the back seat, and standing between the front seats. And guess what?! When, having traveled at the prescribed speed limit / safe driving speed, I finally caught up with you, you were sitting behind an 18 wheeler waiting for your turnoff. So, to ND 94868 - You're a Chop mate! And whilst I couldn't care less; in my usual Freudian fashion, if you wrap yourself around a tree, please try not to be so selfishly pig- headed as to think it is your right to visit that same fate on your wife and child!

And WHAT, may I ask sir, is wrong with COTIC?

Simple. 'cause guys like you apparently only look 5-10m ahead when descending !

None taken. Let's just hope none of the few "real" humans catch on!

Yep. HOPE sure let's you know that everything else was made by a girl in a dress named Barbie.

Nope. Just tit.

Cancellara, Cindarella, all the same thing in SS land, no?

That is however the only way to describe a BlackBerry properly.

Says he with THE avatar!

That all depends on which tools you use fella. ;-)

Dude! Now you are knocking some other blokes ride!? Not nice! In fact, that is right up there with...."Your Mom is nice!"

You see anyone laughing?!

What are you on about ?! EDIT: What are you on?

You've misread your articles China. And it is spelt ridgid. Like frigid, but with a d. Ribbed and ridged would be similar. Sometimes the use of same can lead to a frigid reaction. So all answers are ......NO. Re-read, then re-ask.

It's never as much fun finishing on top as it is underneath kid! Just get there and ride your damn bike. And in short, the answer to your ? Is.......YES.

On a single speed there is a big red mark for a full 360. That muscle is the "rectum sphinctorus" EDIT: Cramping IS NOT pleasant!

Yep. Carpet gets a bit rashy after the first 4.5 kms.

One mans moroon is another mans mooron. Darwin wins. Every time.

Yeah. You want to stand out you go dressed as Lance!

Define ~"stand a chance".... At what? Best outfit? Biggest tat? Most beers consumed? Wildest hair? Pinkest boa? ......"stand a chance?"

Pussy

The cheapest ones in red and black. EDIT: Which just happen to be Spez knockoffs this time, yeah.........

Don't joke bru. That ONE can outwit vehicles, and most definitely a Fortuner. Arrogant AND dim, those busses!

Here it comes. Friday afternoon fisticuffs.........hehehe. Where is that 'sacky' one? I'm off to have my van scrubbed. Will watch from there........ *keys. exits room*

You mamba, you..................