The Drongo

It's safer to do that dude. If you don't the other guy might bite your finger off.........

If you see this.............. you may not ride on the path/pavement/sidewalk. If you do not, you may. If you see a Fortuner, ANY Fortuner, kick it anyways. For all the times you should have. Damn arrogant vehicles those.

Yeah. Couldna, put it better meself. 'specially the 'headless chickens' bit...........wella saddam!

Boff.

buff - shine, polish, clean Buff - the thing the chicks on Survivor wear around their nethers.

Thanks Doc. Never chundered a PVM before, but nutty bar ones don't work for climbing 1:3 grade at 40km's !

Oh.

V E R Y GOOD QUESTION !

You add EXTRA cement to your JO bars? Why?

In Durbs we have to put another t-shirt thing over the 1st one............ At 5 bells. But you can take it off by 8.

Odd fellow......................right there.

O C D much?

So how do we get from energy bars to sex?! Or is it simply "The Way of The Hub"........

Winner. At one race some wag asked me if I was a 'farmer'............hahahah. Tosser.

Yeah. Tried those before. Bit tough on the teeth, not easy to swallow sideways and rough on the digestion if you do get them down.

E A T F O O D. Zatek.

Ya don't RUN the Epic ya clown !

NICE ! What that weigh?

Sure. Agreed. Jerks! - I never said which.... The black one?

But skipping a red light ain't ! 2 or 4 or more wheels - Jerks!

Yes. They are striped. Purple and yellow. Vertically. And you wear them under white lycra. Cycle Lab has them.

The bib is very necessary. When you finish a race then you stroll around the mess tents / beer hall / car park with the loopy bits hanging out the back of your broeke. Kinda like a G-string blowout. Very smooth.

Did he mention a MAINTENANCE ACCOUNT ?!

Hah! I see what you did there..............

The cars are bigger, the houses are bigger, the tablets are bigger, the restaurants are plentiful...............should we go on??