Smolly

Amateurs! Everyone knows that it must be a red one!

racist undertone! report reprot!!!

yeah, but all killer dogs were puppies at one stage or another!

Fixed it Edit: dogs are cool

So what qualifies for the awarding of a brown eye point? Can we still say crap and ***?

It's like hectic man! My whole like Wednesday is like ruined man!

Points makes it sound like you have achieved something! I have zero, so i'm an underachiever.....but thats been taken already!

Easily!! I have a Battle Plan

Yes!! As luck has it, there are 2 freds that could assist

Yip! Need to carbo/mentally prepare!

Tentaive 90km.

Don't forget the male prozzies!

Might be in. Depends on travel arrangements for next week.

Yes!

It is not the stripes, but it is the eye that makes the tiger!

As I sign of my faith in this program, I'll throw in a set of balance bangles at 50% discount! This is clearly turning into a win win for any taker!

On a serious note, will you be attending the Rhino Race at VG?

King of my the Castle!

I was aiming for September, as I need the synergy between my genetics, mitochondria,and the universe to align.

Yes I am, but unfortunately I will be at about 10,000 feet. Will be back next week again!

If the focus is on a goal, the mind will harmonise with the goal and become one! (i.e. bump for more exposure)

You are in luck my friend! The Smolster is in PE for the whole week (whats up with the farken gale force wind????) We can do a fair exchange at the local "watering hole" (just make sure you dont make a typo when reporting back ) EDIT: My smiley face looked too happy

No, the hub equivalent of a "Pyramid Scheme"

It's not the size of the heart, it's the focus of the Lion! The strength of the storm is only determined by the crack of the.... umm... wind! For a ridiculous humble fee, I will guarantee that you finish the Ultra 50km in the last 3rd of the riders. The training is based on advanced pre-race techniques which have worked for me time and time again - (ask Mike Bike). This 4 day program does not require any duels or levi jean pant, only the rite tool for the job! Just remember, the bark is only as big as the dogs bite

Better work on the moobs big fella!! You can do it!