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Taps posted this in computers & Tech. Taps: Please forgive me for posting it here but it is flippen' snaaks and more people must see it!

Yes!

Yes, feed your child Ritalin to keep him quiet. And a little bit USN so that he doesn't look like a zombie on the playground.

If there is, then there will be a massive pair of balls attached to him/ her.

I like it. I like it vey much. wonder when giant will bring it in?

Honey Smarties honey

4 years ago during a raid on a "traditional healers practice" four young mongoose were found. They were hidden inside a bag of dagga... why I dont know? But, of the four mousedogs, this little bitch was the most traumatised and and couldnt adapt to the wild. I took her home. Last year she had her first litter and moved in with her new family, she still comes around once a day to see what she can forage

Prozac, that one with the colouration of a kiewiet-egg... liqueries allsorts or pedigree? One meerkat from The Bloody Agent and one grys muishond from me. Her name is Dagga.

Thanks for stopping me.

what does mr andre gouws do for a living? were and for whom does this upstanding gentleman work?

not cycling related maar .... Bought a new boat on Monday. The boat shed is about 1 meter to short for it to fit...

When he comes to south africa to promote the book, will he be meeting with Shabir Shaik to chat about what pieces of $%$%#$% they both are?

hockey shin guards helps against dogs too

Good memories! we had competitions in those: 22 years ago. 3 and 6 hour races with single speed quads in teams of 6. Did 24 hour endurance races twice intill it was stopped ... Tassies and beer "whasi wach ayi prhgblem...hik!" Remember when the first teams brought in a 3 speeds, neary led to the "breakdown of civil order as we know it" Fuel for the races: braaivleis, Game and chocolate To be in one again

and by this action alone he increased his popularity ratings by 10%

its staged you can see the green hosepipe laying in the shallow water to the right

AS ROIKAPPIKI VANDAG 'N TIENER WAS As Roikappiki vandag 'n tiener was... deur Dana Snyman Eendag lnk, lnk glede wa da i meisiki. Ha naam wa Roikappiki. Sy en ha ma en ha pa bly in i hys lngs i bos. Ha ouma bly ok naby hille, mar anni anniknt vanni bos. Op i dag tu sê Roikappiki se ma vi ha: "Roikappiki, di ga hektiek me Ouma, sys lonely en depro. "Vat vi ha snacks en ga visit ha en chat me ha". "Cool," sê Roikappiki. "Ek luv Ouma. Ouma is gr8." "Passop nt vi perverts inni bos," sê ha ma. "Muni vanni paiki af ganni." "Relax nt, Ma. Ok?" sê Roikapiki vi ha ma. "Ek sa fine ws." Tu trek Roikapiki ha cool roi jas en kappi an, en grut ha ma: "Luv, Ma. Mwah! Mwah!" Tu va Roikappiki di manki mt ha Ouma se snacks en stap oppi paiki inni bos in. Sy sie alli pretty blmme inni bos en plk vi ha ouma vanni blmme. Late tu ga sy vanni paiki af, agte di blmme an. Inni mean time cruz Wolf ok da rond. Wolf sien vi Rooikapiki en prbr ha opchat. "Luv u'r flowers," sê Wolf vi ha. "Vi wie plk jy dit?" Dit freak Roikapiki biki uit. "Get lost, Dude," sê s vi Wolf. "Ek ga na my ouma tu. M ouma i sk." Maar Wolf los ha ni yt ni. "Jys awesome," sê hy vi Roikappiki en stp agte ha an. "Kom ons ga chill biki iewers. Suk jy n spliv?" Tu freak Roikappiki totally uit en hrdlp vi Wolf weg en vdwl inni bos. "Cool," dnk Wolf, en ga na Roikap­piki se ouma s hys tu. Hy klp anni deur. "Ga wg!" skr Roikappiki se ouma va binne af. "Hie issi werki! Ga terug townshp tu! Jille ko steel net ons gud!" "Eks vanni kerk, my anti," antwrd Wolf. "Ek ko vi anti bid." LOL. Roikappiki se ouma maki deur oop. "Howzit, my anti," sê Wolf vi ha. "Welcme to the nw Sth Afrca". LOL. Roikappiki se ouma freak soos intotally-totally-totally uit tu sy sie dis Wolf. Sy wi 911 bel, ma Wolf grp ha. "Chill net, my anti," sê Wolf vi Roikappiki se ouma, en goi ha inni kas. Tu trek hy Roikappiki se ouma se pjms an en klm i ha bed en wa vi Roikappiki. Roikappiki suk en suk en kry ltr wee di paiki yt di bos yt. Sy ko by ha ouma se hys an. "Dis funny," dnk sy tu sy sie di deur is oop. Tu sy inni kamr ko, sie sy ha ouma is inni bd. Maar ha ouma lyk biki uitgefreak. "Ah-we, Ouma," grut sy. "Is ouma fine?" "Eks fine," antwrd Wolf. "Ek chill net biki hie inni bed." LOL. "O, cool," sê Roikappiki. "Maar hukom i ouma se ore so grt?" "Om beter te ka hr, my knd," antwrd Wolf. "Awesome," sê Roikappiki. "En hukom i ouma se o so grt?" "Om beter te ka 7de Laan kyk oppi TV, my knd." "En hukom is ouma se mnd so grt?" Tu sprng Wolf uit di bed. Wolf wil vi Roikappiki rpe, ma Roikappiki hrdlp by di hys yt, en skr: "Hlp! Hlp! Hlllppp!" Da naby inni bos is n houtkppr besig om bome af te kp mt sy byl. Hy hr vi Rooikappiki skr en storm op Wolf af. Tu kap hy vi Wolf met sy b. Wolf val oppi grond, dood. "Ons mut vanni lyk ontslae rk," sê die houtkppr vir Roikappiki. "Anrs ga ons trnk tu. Dissie mee sos innie ou dae ni." Tu vat Roikappiki en die houtkppr vir Wolf en goi hom inni rivr. "Thanx, Dude," sê Roikappi vi di houtkppr tu hille kla is. "Jys amazing." Hulle gan tu trug na ha ouma se hys tu. Da kry hul tu ha ouma inni kas. Hulle haal ha uit. "Nou sal 'n koppi tee dam lekkr smaak," sê Roikappiki se ouma tu en stp na di kombuis tu. Tu is als wee cool. (;-)

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SSerig

Sorry about this, I know it is way off topic. What happened to that mercenary legislation the government implemented a while back?

Remodeled a Condor holster and drop bag into a left handed thy-holster, restitched the lot and added new clips. Condor products is cheap and easy to adapt, make a few changes and you have a nice product. Got a nice fit for the 9mm and it sit nicely on the thy, far away from the ridge formed by the bulletproof.

heavily modified Condor MOLL... only used once

One pays anything between R800-00 and R4000-00 for a quality knive. To spend this amount of money on an EDC, that I cannot justify, no matter what. Luckily Spyderco feels the same and produce a “cheaper” range of knives under the trade mark of Byrd, the name of one of their top designers. I’ve carried Byrds’ for the past four years and find it to be an adequate. Surely not inferior to Spyderco. Furthermore, losing a Byrd leaves one a maximum of R500-00 out of pocket, which is a lot easier to stomach than, example a Pacific Salt. this one is two years old and shows its age

Oy Hannes, how does it look with a discount if we put in a good word for you! B)