Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

what now? Sauce?

the black and pink I can live with. But the blue just doesn't belong.

Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig can (does) Can we swing from a Web, no he can't he's a pig, look out... here comes the spider pig If you need a source... Google spider pig. It's worth it

no. Has problems sourcing a good looking pair of dress / smart shoes. GAH. Aldo? Nope. WW? Only in 1 or 2 styles are the 12's big enough. Rest of the places? Same story. Eventually settled on a pair of CAT boots that seem to understate their size, but look a tad bulky... Then go to WW and wedge myself into the only set of 12's that fit. And not the ones I want.

LOL. I KNOW!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/myles.mayhew/videos/10156090871880133/ Oh btw - this is my lightie.

Oh and the "no race snake's bike" comment is pretty funny as well. Those Gu sachets, taped to the top tube. That number, and the name, showing that he's in a relay team for the Iron Star triathlon in Sochii... Plus the fact that, under the "cassette" is the web address "bikestickers.ru" LOLz

What extra weight? It's a decal on the side of a disc wheel.

Fixed.

Yeha. I need to get comfortable with gaps and drops. FAST.

http://www.pinkbike.com/news/kona-process-167-review-2015.html Quote of the day" "Let's get this climbing stuff behind us. The burly Process 167 is a very specific tool for a very specific job, and that job has nothing to do with climbing. Rather, it's designed to have loads of fun, and fun usually happens when your bike is pointed back down the hill. It's obviously not as single-minded as a downhill bike, but anyone looking forward to pedaling the 167 up a steep or technical climb has probably hit their head a few too many times and can now play hide-and-seek on their own" http://ep1.pinkbike.org/p5pb12722963/p5pb12722963.jpg http://ep1.pinkbike.org/p5pb12722961/p5pb12722961.jpg

oh, it rolls SIGNIFICANTLY faster than both a HD and MM. Felt like the wheel had lost a kilo. A Hans has to be one of the boggiest tyres I've ever used on the back. It's a GREAT back tyre when you don't have to pedal to the top, but OMG. It drags harder than a Thai ladyboy.

GBP 103 / 111 depending on how many pages you want.

I loved it. Centre knobs are fine - only place I really didn't like them was on wet roots whilst climbing, but that was also a technique thing. Side knobs are same as the MM, so it GRIPS when you lean it. Oh - it also packs up in muddy conditions due to the smaller spacing on the middle knobs. But it doesn't really hold on to it as much as the Rocket / Nobby from what I remember. But as a rear tire - BRILLIANT.

AFAIK the SG casing only comes in the Trailstar or VertStar version... Just checked on the site, and nothing in SG with Pace Star.

already a dual citizen... Brit

Come on, Barry... You know you're one of the Old Guard - you know, where integrity was an actual thing.

yeah. Escaped Austria just before THAT happened, fled to the UK with her family where she met my grandfather - a Protestant in the Merchant Navy. They travelled all over, eventually settling in RSA after living in Oz, China, Japan etc etc etc. Apparently the "Jewishness" passes through the Matriarchal line, which means my sister is Jewish by descent (She'll LOVE that... heavy heavy "new age" Christian) as will her daughters be. Me? I couldn't care less. But it was comical to witness how quickly I was "claimed" LOL.

I've recently been told I'm Jewish. Gran is an Austrian Jew. So if I can prove ancestry, then I am officially a Jew. I had to LOL at that. My response was "Bacon Bacon Bacon"

I like difficult questions. Forces me to look for answers and expand my understanding...

Yeah - how did THAT happen!?

Creationism.... http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aApODAR_700b_v1.jpg

ah, but that assumes that their level of tolerance is the same as yours

Fundamentalists...

http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg