jabbathemutt007

Punchline please.

It beats being obsessed with making it to next weekends piss-up, which is the way some people I am acquainted with live.

Whats the point of changing your entire crankset so you can have a small gear ratio cassette on? The compact does also give you a wider gear selection with fewer duplications.

Must be tough when the girls drop you on a climb.

To get gear inch chart to see gear equivalences try: http://www.analyticcycling.com/GearChart_Page.html A 50x11 is actually a bigger gear than a 53x12. Also power is a function of both cadence and gear size and some people turn out more power at a higher cadence especially when climbing.

What the? You telling me I'm accumulating all this money and power and the plebs can still ****with me? Don't worry the more money you have the better lawyers you can hire, so you can still ****the plebs; just ask OJ and JR.

a joyce fan? Only got to a max of about page 100 of Finnegans Wake so far in several retries.

Never mind the hum of your tyres, listen to the symphony of swearing from your competitors.

What, no ones got SA's on their list ? The Double Centuries not bad, although I wish they would organize it so you don't catch the slowest teams on the narrowest roads.

Oh yeah, Campag/SRAM (wherever your allegiance lies) ones are made from recycled depleted uranium shells.

Thanks but what is the current air density Sorry, I meant this one: http://www.analyticcycling.com/GearChart_Page.html

http://www.analyticcycling.com/GearSelection_Page.html

Or this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun

Where are you going to get 2 virgins from ?

No - she also does HR A smurf coach then.

Perhaps they'll fine you for not wearing team kit again.

Better hope its not bent otherwise it might mess up your aerodynamics.