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jabbathemutt007

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  1. MTB derailleurs have lesbian strippers mud wrestling each other. So when do we see a full size version of the new avatar ?
  2. Can't say I've heard of super-short cage ones. Anyway the only difference is the size of easiest gear iut can support ie you might need a medium length to support a 27.
  3. A trifle gay.
  4. http://www.eyebeam.org/reblog/giraffe_elephant.jpg Now if the giraffe was a chick she would say she prefers necking and cuddling.
  5. Why would it be illegal to ride in neutral kit ? I though you either had to ride in team/club kit or neutral kit as opposeed to pitching up with a Quickstep or Astana kit when you don't belong to them (I'd love to pitch up in last years Astana kit). That is exactly what i asked them and they told me to shut up or they would increase the fine Perhaps one should download the rules from the UCI site and print them out so you have something in writing when some power mad ass wants to throw his/her weight around. For example one race I was at the commissar misunderstood some dumb rule disallowing leg warmers above a certain temp. to mean no leg warmers at any temp. so everyone was supposed to freeze to death.
  6. Hangover ?
  7. Must have been a tart with something infectious.
  8. Why would it be illegal to ride in neutral kit ? I though you either had to ride in team/club kit or neutral kit as opposeed to pitching up with a Quickstep or Astana kit when you don't belong to them (I'd love to pitch up in last years Astana kit).
  9. WTF is s@x ? An event driven XML processor ? Or just sex like they do on Discovery channel ?
  10. How to get a hangover from cleaning your bike. Just don't get so drunk you confuse the beer bottle with the lube.
  11. jabbathemutt007

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    You must have a special offer on whippings on Wednesdays.
  12. Maybe that is why I got dropped ? Will try that excuse with Hook it and see what he says !!! Cool, another excuse to add to my little black book of excuses.
  13. Omar Shariff I shot the Shariff.
  14. There must have been a Kenyan invasion of CT. Regime change is on the cards.
  15. fandacious is funny guy in Swahili.
  16. Probably just got back from the TDF.
  17. Who cares, cycling doesn't need the olympics.
  18. So WTF are the poor gays supposed to use ?
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