Ahhh, yes, it was a reasonable ride. (Ok, ok, don't get al bent out of shape Ox, it was good 'k?) Took two anti-inflamatories when I got home on Friday (with grub of course) and hoped that the shoulder would keep me off the bike. No such luck. When we got to Riverstone, it was cold with a capital "F". Trubie took great delight in showing me it was minus 4. It made little or no difference that the hardcore gang comprisiing, IanJ, backward OX and the now DD WW. With all those clothes on though, I never noticed. Maybe my eyeballs were too frozen. From the start, my fingers and toes hurt from the cold. It felt like my hands were on fire from the burning biting cold. Eina. I can honestly say, I have never, ever been so cold on a bike. The hills, well, KDorp hill is kinda like the Lido hill from the Lido up to Mondeor. It just goes on and on with one small exception. No ugly little kick at the top with a steep gradient increase. The view from there is awesome though. Wheelsuck (who has been advised to change his login to PuncturesSuck) punctured for the first time somewhere close to Hedrik Potgieter on the way to Kdorp hill. It gave us some time to thaw out a little and the temp was a little ore civilised after that. My toes were still solid icebergs though. Robert Broom was the only serious challenge though. Steep but relatively short. You guys want to ride hills, we have some really nasty ones out here in da souf. We just keep them for ourselves and treat our northern friends to the gentle flat routes. Sometime soon, we will arrange the hilly southern ride (Ne osman?) Get in some really good legwork before the Amashova. Having said that though, I was one of the back-markers. Not too sure why I struggled up those hills as much as I did. Maybe I left the riding legs at home in bed. Whatever, they stil hurt and it was a challenging route. I learned one or two things about life on that ride. One of those things is simply this, Bears are smart, humans are doff. Bears hibernate while we invent objects of torture and operate them in extreme conditions, like when we should be home sleeping in a warm bed. Another thing I learned is that I am defiinitely a poefter roadie. minus 4 is too cold for comfort. The cold hurt so much, I invented some family junk (commitments) for Sunday morning and for the fist time in many months, did not take a Sunday morning ride. One degree was not enough of an increase in temp for me to brave the roads. Bikes are expensive dust accumulation devices but decorate my garage nicely. I will ride another tour de north if organised, but ONLY if the weather is much improved. It was great to meet some new hubbers. Nanosec can climb a bit. Between him and junior IanJ they spent many hours waiting on the side of the roads at TOC for the slowcoach Slave. Respect dudes, great ride despite it being brass monkeys.