Mielies?

[The Saint]

HOnd *** jy in die tuin dat jy die mielies kan sien?

[Willehond]

HOnd *** jy in die tuin dat jy die mielies kan sien?

 

Now that you have raised the question and lowered the tone with your crude language I will embroider the subject a bit:

 

Fast Forward bars make your poo green.

Asparagus makes your wee stink something dreadful.

...and mielies, well, you know the story.

 

Also, inspecting your poo after you have finished the Rapport sports section seems to be the natural and evolutional thing to do.  Apparently early man (and prolly woman) used to look at their deposits to see if they have any abnormalities and thereby adapt their diet to get healthier.  So, don't feel ashamed, go ahead LOOK AT IT!

[Imtb]

Inspecting your poo

 

 

 

Each to his own

Imtb2007-11-13 13:25:11

[nellie]

Bwaaaaaahahahah! Willehond - wat het jy gedrink?

 

...of wag...dalk is dit nou die verkeerde vraag om te vra - netnou gaan check jy

[The Saint]

Just as long as you are not using the Rapport sport section to rid yourself of the remminents of your Fast Forward Bar I suppose having a peek at your deposit is not all that bad.

[Willehond]

Niks gedrink nie nellie, maar ek het vandag silos toe gery en vir marius raakgeloop op pad en hy het sy Swiss cowgirl top aangehad.  Genoeg om enigiemand om te krap!

[Willehond]

Just as long as you are not using the Rapport sport section to rid yourself of the remminents of your Fast Forward Bar I suppose having a peek at your deposit is not all that bad.

 

Muxman, reading the newspaper while "on duty" is the modern male's equivalent of "kuifie hou" (watching out for the enemy).  See, the predators like to pounce whilst you are at your most vulnerable hence the requirement for increased alertness while crouching.  All good solid science stuff.  Don't let anyone tell you men are stupid when they HAVE to read something (even if it is the shampoo bottle!)

[The Saint]

LOL I can relate to that...I know exactly what the instructions are on how to brush your teeth and the ingredients of Toothpaste as well as various other bathroom goodies which happen to be within arms length

[nellie]

Niks gedrink nie nellie' date=' maar ek het vandag silos toe gery en vir marius raakgeloop op pad en hy het sy Swiss cowgirl top aangehad.  Genoeg om enigiemand om te krap![/quote']

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT????

 

Vrek Willehond!!...vir wat het jy nie foto's geneem nie? Ek wil soooo graag nog daai top in lewende lywe sien! Jy't geen idee nie!

 

[Willehond]

nellie, ek het amper my bike omgegooi toe ek die Edelweis sien.  Kon nie nog dink aan foto's neem nie!!!

[Willehond]

LOL I can relate to that...I know exactly what the instructions are on how to brush your teeth and the ingredients of Toothpaste as well as various other bathroom goodies which happen to be within arms length

 

If woman want men to understand them they should just print the secret on the back of a shampoo bottle or toothpaste tube! 

 

See, we are easy to understand creatures!

[nellie]

Okay okay....volgende keer asseblief man!

[Marius]

Ooo julle kan darm k@k praat so vroeg in die more en ek't nie geweet jy ry vir Microsoft nie Willehond???

[AndreZA]

Mielies is oraait, solank dit nie gekielie word nie.

 

 

[Willehond]

Ooo julle kan darm k@k praat so vroeg in die more en ek't nie geweet jy ry vir Microsoft nie Willehond???

 

marius, ek ry vir wie ook al vir my bright kit gee om mee te ry en gesien te word!  Die Microsoft top was my heel eerste top en dis mos Raleigh ook (en ek ry mos een!).  Brand loyalty en dit was cheap.

 

Anders ry ek weer Specialized en dis omdat hy net R250 was by die Argus Expo (en my vrou het my gebel om te se my hond het die Microsoft top opgevreet, so ek MOET ma iets koop anners ry ek kaal bolyf Argus!).  Plus die Specialized is aspirational - eendag as ek groot is......

 

Gelukkig kon my tailor my top se zip red van die kake van my hond.

 

Wat is jou verkoning vir daai Swiss kit???

[BMCfan]

popcorn nie so gepas vir hierdie thread nie!!

 

koeldrank en tjips - iemand?