Nic0000 Posted March 31, 2011 Share So after reading the thread on petrol/electricity prices, I need a little cheering up!So are there any scientologists out there? Is that the correct term?Im sure there are some strong opions just waiting to burst out of hubbers! Lets hear them, I need a laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappa Bear Posted March 31, 2011 Share Lets stop this thread right here right now...... we do not need another fight on the hub.... For cheep trills rent a B-rated movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drongo Posted March 31, 2011 Share So after reading the thread on petrol/electricity prices, I need a little cheering up!So are there any scientologists out there? Is that the correct term?Im sure there are some strong opions just waiting to burst out of hubbers! Lets hear them, I need a laugh!!! You might want to ask if there are any Thetans 'out there'. <<Hah, that's a funny, just realised it, "out there" - get it? So what are you wanting to do then fella? Ask them why they control the oil, the Middle East, etc,etc? Edited March 31, 2011 by The Drongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Java001 Posted March 31, 2011 Share So after reading the thread on petrol/electricity prices, I need a little cheering up!So are there any scientologists out there? Is that the correct term?Im sure there are some strong opions just waiting to burst out of hubbers! Lets hear them, I need a laugh!!!Scientology is a difficult religion to summarize. Scientology has gained popularity due to some Hollywood celebrities who have embraced it. Scientology was founded in 1953 by fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, just four years after he made the statement, “I'd like to start a religion—that's where the money is.” That is where he found wealth, also—Hubbard became a multi-millionaire. Scientology teaches that mankind is an immortal being (called a Thetan) not originally from this planet, and that man is trapped by matter, energy, space, and time (MEST). Salvation for a scientologist comes through a process called ”auditing,” whereby ”engrams” (basically, memories of past pain and unconsciousness that create energy blockage) are removed. Auditing is a lengthy process and can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. When all engrams are finally removed, the Thetan can once again control MEST instead of being controlled by it. Until salvation, each Thetan is constantly reincarnated. Scientology is a very expensive religion to pursue. Every aspect of Scientology has some sort of fee associated with it. This is why Scientology's “pews” are filled only with the wealthy. It is also a very strict religion and very punitive against those who would try to leave behind its teachings and membership. Its “scriptures” are limited solely to the writings and teachings of L. Ron Hubbard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted March 31, 2011 Share This is what happens to you when you're involved in Scientology ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic0000 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Just intreagues me! Advertising on Discovery Channel cant be cheap!But more hoping for the rediculous entertainment:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastapouch Posted March 31, 2011 Share This is what happens to you when you're involved in Scientology ;+ 1 what I'm scared off, imaging millions of people jumping on couches whenever they see one... hey, maybe I should go into couch repairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratus5 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Its all an Aliens fault. Think the dudes name was Zenu? Some interstellar war and resulting naughty alien spirits have reduced you of your true abilities. Humans are really gods. Anyway my inbuilt E-meter suggests you need some training to rediscover your true abilities at a small cost of course ... and for that we require all members sign a legal waiver which covers their relationship with the Church of Scientology before engaging in Scientology services By way of an example, let us suppose that a Scientologist is faced with the prospect of a friend’s impending divorce. A trained Scientologist has learned why a marriage – any marriage – fails. He understands why good communication ceases between partners and how affinity becomes lowered. Knowing this, he can do something effective to salvage a marriage. He knows methods of reestablishing communication between estranged husbands and bitter wives, and how to rekindle love all but extinguished by marital transgressions. Training in Scientology gives him what nothing else can: a truly workable means of dealing with real-life situations. This is why Tom Cruise is not really divorced ... or gay If that doesn't work, sleep with her and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic0000 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Funyy you metion auditing... Im one of those! And I can confirm it DOES cost hundreds of thousands of rands for just a few weeks of um... lets be diplomatic and call it "Problem Solving" And it is my experience that many people find this extremely painful too! Especially middle aged creditors clerks who have been doing the wrong thing for the past 26 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker911 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Yeah I suppose some people feel the need to pay a fortune to get the warm, fuzzy and loved feeling. I get my kicks on my bicycle and every now and then I get a group visit from these j. witness fellows you should see just how loved they feel when my beast hound sees them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilRabbit Posted March 31, 2011 Share Yeah I suppose some people feel the need to pay a fortune to get the warm, fuzzy and loved feeling. I get my kicks on my bicycle and every now and then I get a group visit from these j. witness fellows you should see just how loved they feel when my beast hound sees them Have a mate who has spent a small fortune on scientology and pretty much has to travel to LA every year to be able to achieve some kind of higher status or something. Whole thing is ridiculous, but put it this way he spends 100k on scientology to make himself feel good and you spend 100k of a bike to feel good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic0000 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Man I would give anything for a 100k bike! Well everything except for a 100k!I wonder if this need to pay for love stems from not being breast fed as a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javadude Posted March 31, 2011 Share Well, since watching season 9, episode 12 of South Park I happen to be an expert on all things scientology. What would you like to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Well, since watching season 9, episode 12 of South Park I happen to be an expert on all things scientology. What would you like to know? How did Kenny die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javadude Posted March 31, 2011 Share How did Kenny die? Um, which time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUMEYA Posted March 31, 2011 Share If it says science, I will fail. Does this mean I will die a human, crap! Edited March 31, 2011 by YUMEYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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