Tankman Posted May 11, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted May 11, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePubSA Posted May 11, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubba Posted May 11, 2011 Share This car took 350hrs to paint. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/04/01-2011-camaro-airbursh.jpg they need to add their friendly villan Osama! Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePubSA Posted May 11, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted May 11, 2011 Share So that is how the male Blue Bulls supporters disguise their support for the Sharks - a tattoo on a man boob . Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePubSA Posted May 11, 2011 Share . Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Holy Crap: "in ancient Egypt, should a baker be found to cheat someone, they would have their ear nailed to the door of their bakery. In Babylon, if a baker was found to have sold a “light loaf” to someone, the baker would have his hand chopped off." Why a Baker’s Dozen is 13 Instead of 12 Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, this is Josh. How may I help you?” Caller: “I installed the purple bird!” Me: “Purple bird…you mean Pidgin? Yeah, it’s pretty cool. How can I help you with that today?” Caller: “My buddy list is empty.” Me: “Maybe none of your friends are online right now?” Caller: “It doesn’t COME with friends?!” Me: “No, sir…” Caller: *click* Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Thank you for calling [mobile carrier's name]. How can I help you?” Customer: “Yeah, I have an issue with my iPhone.” Me: “I will be happy to help you. What is the issue with your iPhone? Customer: “It’s just that when I turn it on, the apple on the screen appears bitten. Is that okay?” Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Here is one that will work. It is for Africa?” Customer: “I am not going to Africa. I am going to Egypt!” Me: “Egypt is on the African continent.” Customer: “Africa is a continent?” Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share (A customer walks in. His clothes a bit mismatched and he’s wearing a fanny pack. The eyes are bloodshot and he’s sporting a huge smile on his face. I’m relatively new at this point.) Me: “Hi sir, welcome to [deli], how can I help you today?” Customer: “Um, yeah can I get some monkey brains?” (He’s completely serious if a little under the influence, so I go with it.) Me: “Sorry sir, we’re fresh out today, truck comes tomorrow.” Customer: “Dang, how about some mermaid?” Me: “Mermaid isn’t in season yet sir, but our tuna is pretty good.” Customer: “Bummer. Well how about your brownies, they got pot in them, right?” Me: “No sir, we switched bakeries just last week.” (After ordering about half of our menu and asking if everything that had a green dot next to it [indicating something organic] had pot in it, he pays and eventually leaves. I’m left in tears as I’m laughing so hard. When my manager asks me what’s going on, I explain what happened.) Manager: “D***! I missed Fanny Pack Guy?!” Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share (A customer comes up to the register angry and acting pretty drunk.) Customer: “I bought this purse from you guys, and whenever I go to a store the alarm goes off! You need to fix it!” Me: “Ma’am, we’ve removed the sensor when you purchased it. You should be fine. It must be something inside your purse.” Customer: “No! It’s the purse! D*** fix it!” Me: “Ma’am, you really need to calm down. Our door alarm didn’t go off when you entered the store.” Customer: “That’s because it only happens at other stores!” Me: “Well, the only other option is to take your purse apart. I don’t think you want to do that. Are you sure you don’t have any prescription drugs or CDs in there? Those can sometimes trigger the alarm.” Customer: “I have pills, but they’re not exactly prescription.” *awkward silence before the customer realizes what they have said* Customer: “****you. I’m not going to jail for this!” *storms out* Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubba Posted May 11, 2011 Share 1,2,3 duck! Edited May 11, 2011 by Chubba Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePubSA Posted May 11, 2011 Share Anyone know a place that sells used flux capacitors? I just made a bid on this on ebay:http://www.delorean.com/vin_16793/large/rfront-doorsup.jpg u gonna go back2thefuture if u get it tnt1 ? the mega delorean Edited May 11, 2011 by 2nutz Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 11, 2011 Share Pale pimples… Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/14/#findComment-1402688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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