Chubba Posted May 11, 2011 Share This car took 350hrs to paint. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/04/01-2011-camaro-airbursh.jpg they need to add their friendly villan Osama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted May 11, 2011 Share So that is how the male Blue Bulls supporters disguise their support for the Sharks - a tattoo on a man boob . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Holy Crap: "in ancient Egypt, should a baker be found to cheat someone, they would have their ear nailed to the door of their bakery. In Babylon, if a baker was found to have sold a “light loaf” to someone, the baker would have his hand chopped off." Why a Baker’s Dozen is 13 Instead of 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, this is Josh. How may I help you?” Caller: “I installed the purple bird!” Me: “Purple bird…you mean Pidgin? Yeah, it’s pretty cool. How can I help you with that today?” Caller: “My buddy list is empty.” Me: “Maybe none of your friends are online right now?” Caller: “It doesn’t COME with friends?!” Me: “No, sir…” Caller: *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Thank you for calling [mobile carrier's name]. How can I help you?” Customer: “Yeah, I have an issue with my iPhone.” Me: “I will be happy to help you. What is the issue with your iPhone? Customer: “It’s just that when I turn it on, the apple on the screen appears bitten. Is that okay?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Me: “Here is one that will work. It is for Africa?” Customer: “I am not going to Africa. I am going to Egypt!” Me: “Egypt is on the African continent.” Customer: “Africa is a continent?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share (A customer walks in. His clothes a bit mismatched and he’s wearing a fanny pack. The eyes are bloodshot and he’s sporting a huge smile on his face. I’m relatively new at this point.) Me: “Hi sir, welcome to [deli], how can I help you today?” Customer: “Um, yeah can I get some monkey brains?” (He’s completely serious if a little under the influence, so I go with it.) Me: “Sorry sir, we’re fresh out today, truck comes tomorrow.” Customer: “Dang, how about some mermaid?” Me: “Mermaid isn’t in season yet sir, but our tuna is pretty good.” Customer: “Bummer. Well how about your brownies, they got pot in them, right?” Me: “No sir, we switched bakeries just last week.” (After ordering about half of our menu and asking if everything that had a green dot next to it [indicating something organic] had pot in it, he pays and eventually leaves. I’m left in tears as I’m laughing so hard. When my manager asks me what’s going on, I explain what happened.) Manager: “D***! I missed Fanny Pack Guy?!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share (A customer comes up to the register angry and acting pretty drunk.) Customer: “I bought this purse from you guys, and whenever I go to a store the alarm goes off! You need to fix it!” Me: “Ma’am, we’ve removed the sensor when you purchased it. You should be fine. It must be something inside your purse.” Customer: “No! It’s the purse! D*** fix it!” Me: “Ma’am, you really need to calm down. Our door alarm didn’t go off when you entered the store.” Customer: “That’s because it only happens at other stores!” Me: “Well, the only other option is to take your purse apart. I don’t think you want to do that. Are you sure you don’t have any prescription drugs or CDs in there? Those can sometimes trigger the alarm.” Customer: “I have pills, but they’re not exactly prescription.” *awkward silence before the customer realizes what they have said* Customer: “****you. I’m not going to jail for this!” *storms out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubba Posted May 11, 2011 Share 1,2,3 duck! Edited May 11, 2011 by Chubba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePubSA Posted May 11, 2011 Share Anyone know a place that sells used flux capacitors? I just made a bid on this on ebay:http://www.delorean.com/vin_16793/large/rfront-doorsup.jpg u gonna go back2thefuture if u get it tnt1 ? the mega delorean Edited May 11, 2011 by 2nutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 11, 2011 Share Pale pimples… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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