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A brahmin once asked The Blessed One:

"Are you a God?"

"No, brahmin" said The Blessed One.

"Are you a saint?"

"No, brahmin" said The Blessed One.

"Are you a magician?"

"No, brahmin" said The Blessed One.

"What are you then?"

"I am awake."

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Hey TNT

 

For someone who clearly does not believe in any form of God whatsoever, you certainly spend a lot of time trying to justify/convince people of your decision/choice...

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Hey TNT

 

For someone who clearly does not believe in any form of God whatsoever, you certainly spend a lot of time trying to justify/convince people of your decision/choice...

 

It does sometime make you draw parallels to "The lady doth protest too much"

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Hey TNT

 

For someone who clearly does not believe in any form of God whatsoever, you certainly spend a lot of time trying to justify/convince people of your decision/choice...

 

And now the demons are deleting his pics :blink:

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Hey TNT

 

For someone who clearly does not believe in any form of God whatsoever, you certainly spend a lot of time trying to justify/convince people of your decision/choice...

 

"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love."

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Geoff Davies, 37, worked in the maintenance department of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club which host the Wimbledon Championship and are rushing to get ready for the start of the tournament on Monday.

 

Though already sacked for insubordination after calling officials ‘a bunch of pricks’, a more senior maintenance officer saw Davies walking across the forecourt and, unaware of the disciplinary action, ordered him to return to Centre Court and ‘get started with the line marking machine’.

 

It was then that Davies left his parting message to the Wimbledon authorities.

 

While it remains unclear as to whether charges will be bought against him, Davies remains defiant.

 

“I only wish I’d had more time,” he said today from his home in Maidstone, Kent. “I’d have added a bit more detail to the shaft.”

 

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wimbledon_cock.jpg

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