Sammajoor Posted September 14, 2011 Share Choices..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest agteros Posted September 14, 2011 Share A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and-then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’ Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ’I meant my dress size, you retard!!!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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small h Posted September 14, 2011 Share A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and-then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’ Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ’I meant my dress size, you retard!!!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guy in Pink Posted September 14, 2011 Share I do not wish to debate religion, but know this: Atheism is a religion too; you have to BELIEVE that there is no God. No No, You have to arrive at the conclusion after carefull examination of the alternatives using logic and reason. But know this : If compelling factual and scientific evidence was produced proving the existance of a god, those who arrived at their conclusions rationally would immediately change their view. That is the nature of rational and scientific thought - zero attachment to views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Posted September 14, 2011 Share evil clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sammajoor Posted September 14, 2011 Share Iron Man, is this you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted September 14, 2011 Share or is this you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Posted September 14, 2011 Share we all do it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 14, 2011 Share Dodgy Bicycyle Seat :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Posted September 14, 2011 Share Iron Man, is this you?? Damb , bust , its my weekend job........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest agteros Posted September 14, 2011 Share iqYou shouldn't do Albert, not even in the shower! He is a dead now, and his brain is in a jar somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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