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Posted

Not gonna ride far in stripper heels.

 

 

but according to the movies, the ones with the stripper heels rides the nicest.

 

i guess if you dont like it, you can always stripper heels....

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Say these fast:

 

I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant

plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

Because the pheasant

plucker's late.

 

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;

and on the slitted

sheet I sit.

 

One smart fellow; he felt smart.

Two smart fellows; they

felt smart.

Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

 

I'm not the fig plucker,

Nor the fig pluckers'

son,

But I'll pluck figs

Till the fig plucker comes.

 

Fire truck tyres

 

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut

square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the

front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

 

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

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