Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share And this one was Polokwane. This dude had everything from hats and wallets to cell phone chargers and dop for sale from the trolley at 10 at night.The Government should fund him to start a shop!!! He has awhole shopping mall on one trolly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minion Posted October 13, 2011 Share Can you imagine this conversation ? Cops? Skynet? Bring on the T-800s, I say! Edited October 13, 2011 by Edman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share bribery!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share why not try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Cops? Skynet? Bring on the T-800s, I say! Summer Glau. http://cdn1.nwlinux.com/terminator-summer-glau.jpghttp://www.sliceofscifi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terminatortv.jpghttp://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af265/driftwood83/women/summer-glau-terminator.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share You are proudly South African when.... 1. You produce a R100 note instead of your drivers licence when stopped by a traffic officer. 2. You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement. 3. You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car. 4. You can count the national soccer teams scores with no fingers. 5. To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750 6. Hijacking cars is a profession. 7. You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light 8. The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car. 9. More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election. 10. People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift and Given. 11. Now now can mean anything from a minute to a month! 12. You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction. 13. Travelling at 120 km/h you´re the slowest vehicle on the highway. 14. You´re genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it. 15. The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday. 16. You paint your cars registration on the roof. 17. Half your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination. 18. You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital. 19. You dial a toll free number and nobody answers. 20.You have to prove that you don´t need a loan to get one. 21.Prisoners go on strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted October 13, 2011 Share This thread is getting dangerously close to 300 pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share Dear President Zuma, Please find below our suggestion for fixing South Africa ’s economy. Instead of giving billions of rands to the government that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use thefollowing plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them R1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire.Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new car.Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy R100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week.....And there's your money back in duty/tax etc It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Also………..Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of payingit out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room andpay R1,000.00+ per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Think about this (more points of contention): COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born inRivier-sonder-End almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 200,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.Maybe we should give each of them a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted October 13, 2011 Share Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share This thread is getting dangerously close to 300 pages Yeah, and it is getting to me that it isnt there already :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. 'Son, where were you today?' Son says 'at school dad.' Robot slaps the son! 'Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!' 'What dvd?' 'Toy story.' Robot slaps the son again! 'Ok, it was a porno' cries the son. 'What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was' says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mum laughs 'HaHaHa! He's certainly your son.' Robot slaps The mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted October 13, 2011 Share different kind of HUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Share A bit old but TORRES finally manages to strike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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