RaeTrewBrowne Posted May 27, 2011 Share Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling Copied shamelessly from Cycling Training Tips: Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling: Tyler Hamilton: I have a twin that was never born. That's why my blood contains a different blood type than my own Floyd Landis: I had some beers and whiskeys last night. I have a very high natural level of testosterone. I am innocent. Raimondas Rumsas: My wife was bringing a car full of medical substances for her sick mother. I am innocent. Frank Vandenbroucke: The drugs were for my little dog. I am innocent. Dario Frigo: It's just a bad habit I have to wear illegal drugs. I don't use them. I am innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big H* Posted May 27, 2011 Share It was a contaminated medium to rare Basque steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTrewBrowne Posted May 27, 2011 Share but it tasted good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbox Posted May 27, 2011 Share My results were tampered with..... I don't and have never used PEDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldron Posted May 27, 2011 Share My mummy brought back cocaine contaminated sweets from South America. The chicken contained the growth hormones. They'de tried everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I FLY Posted May 27, 2011 Share Shane Warne - My mom gave me some of her diet tablets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted May 27, 2011 Share Someone spiked my drink..... Forgot which recent douchbag used that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andydude Posted May 27, 2011 Share I kissed a girl that did cocaine and somehow managed to lick her so clean that it was picked up in my blood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted May 27, 2011 Share The Spanish cattle association held a gun to my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ the Expat Posted May 30, 2011 Share I did not inhale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted May 30, 2011 Share http://www.brotherjones.com/cms/images/dennis/2009_02_09_CowWithGun.jpg He told me to eat the meat, when I saw the gun I had no choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frail4Life Posted May 30, 2011 Share Just Started drinking Coffee. TOO Cold here in the Karoo. Finished 10 Cups already for a NON Coffee drinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted May 30, 2011 Share In SA, "the devil made me do it" will surface sooner or later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie Posted May 30, 2011 Share I performed oral sex on a woman with high levels of (cant remember the substance).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted May 30, 2011 Share The police busted a meth lab on my street...I must've breathed in some of the fumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpole Posted May 30, 2011 Share I've passed 500+ doping controls - so I must be innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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