Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Same people who wears these bands prbably forwards all those chain mails as well.... Forward this to 50 people or your dog will die etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion ******* chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bull***t. So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. **** them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't ******* care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Ja and also Lexus............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted August 3, 2011 Share "It is actually a brilliant idea...... think about it.... creating a market by overpricing it... making it "niche"" Ya mean like Fortuners? Oi. What's wrong with Fortuners. :huh Every man deserves to have a bakkie but still dig my Fortuner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreZA Posted August 3, 2011 Share "It is actually a brilliant idea...... think about it.... creating a market by overpricing it... making it "niche"" Ya mean like Fortuners? and Pinarellos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Yes and Festina Watches and Woolies food and Nandos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreZA Posted August 3, 2011 Share Yes and Festina Watches and Woolies food and Nandos With Nandos you are getting personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skott5 Posted August 3, 2011 Share and Woolies food I could argue that one. IMO you get what you pay for. Watches can be a good investment, but buy wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Haha... jaja I just mean with Nandos you pay R85+ already for a "whole chicken". This chicken is then an underfed flatty weighing 800 grams.... Woolies pricing is justified by the fact that it lasts longer in you fridge.... How can a watch be an investment?? Can its value actually increase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share I miss the old days when you could still buy a regte plaashoender.... A 3kg bird that makes a turkey look average...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoBigBen Posted August 3, 2011 Share Bread is not supposed to last 7 days or more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreZA Posted August 3, 2011 Share Bread is not supposed to last 7 days or more Ours do and there is nothing wrong with it. Our milk lasts 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad890 Posted August 3, 2011 Share I'll take two please Sir why thank you sir, for being our first hub customer, for this you will receive this free screw as pictured below's so that you can show all your friends how you got screw'd The email doesn't work. It keeps bouncing.Does on size fit all?Can I wear 2 at the same time? yes it is a one size fits wall with our patent pending tie a knot in the string system. and by wearing 2 at a time you will get double the results (24volts) we do however recommend wearing 20 of these for a prolonged time to achieve Darwin award status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad890 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Batteries not included? sorry but batteries not included as then our company would be running at a loss due to the high production cost, batteries can however be purchases at the discounted price of R50-00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Nobody, those e-mails are only for after sales service. Once you have paid the money over into our account, the e-mail will suddenly start to work. You can also try ekisnvokkenbrood@corkiemail.dof And Brad means 20 per limb..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield2010 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Handlebar you must remember that every unit is handcrafted with great care... We are actually producing at a loss for the moment just to get people to buy our product as a start. Once we have 30% market share, the normal market price of R799 shall apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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