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I'm shocked. The grass is so green over there, and crime only happens in corrupt souf efrika,

But there's no crime in Aus and they all sleep with their doors unlocked and even leave their keys in the ignition... I'm shocked..

  • 1 month later...
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But there's no crime in Aus and they all sleep with their doors unlocked and even leave their keys in the ignition... I'm shocked..

 

They sleep with everything open because it's all stolen already. If someone comes and gets it, they just go fetch another one

Edited by Jigghead
  • 6 months later...
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In Sydney you often have to leave your Mother/Child/Wife/Girlfriend/Grandmother behind while 'testing'.

 

Yeah, there was that guy who 'took' a grandmother from an old age home and left her as security on a porsche (i think) and disappeared. It took them about an hour to realise she didn't even know the 'nice young man', she was just happy a stranger had come to take her out for the day. Gold!

 

Also, it was probably a thieving Kiwi or a Taswegian... you saffas can't tell the difference anyway. ;)

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Yeah, there was that guy who 'took' a grandmother from an old age home and left her as security on a porsche (i think) and disappeared. It took them about an hour to realise she didn't even know the 'nice young man', she was just happy a stranger had come to take her out for the day. Gold!

 

Also, it was probably a thieving Kiwi or a Taswegian... you saffas can't tell the difference anyway. ;)

 

Sure you would be an expert in seeing the difference between Australasian thieves.

Edited by eccentric1

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