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Now this has to be theeee funniest thing I have ever read in this here hub.

 

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Eish. No really chap. I think you need to go GP. Truly!

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Hmmm Drongo, not to detract in any way from your kink(y)ed Spanish carbon fetish I must disagree with the with you.

 

I do believe that this bike is far more likely to qualify for that particular title. As has already been established you did not say "the worlds (sic) sexiest mountain bike" so this one would be allowed in your thread. It's pretty much hors categorie anyway, so neither fish not fowl...

 

Naked Bicycles Baby Ganoush: TIG welded steel, A-hole with polished stainless bumper strips and B-hole; eccentric dropouts; disc brake; custom steel fork with twin plate fork crown; semi-integrated seatmast. Handcarved Brooks saddle, FSA Metropolis bars and post, Paul Component single mini-brake lever and hubs, custom Walnut Studio leather sew-up grips, Velocity burlwood rims, Schwalbe 35mm Delta Cruiser Path Racing Tires, classic Gimondi crank, Brooks double straps for pedals.

 

No I don't own one - there's only this one left, of six ever made, anyway - but I will...some day. And no this was not some quick Google search...a Naked is on the bucket list. Even the website makes you want one: www.timetogetnaked.com!!!

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Hmmm Drongo, not to detract in any way from your kink(y)ed Spanish carbon fetish I must disagree with the with you.

 

I do believe that this bike is far more likely to qualify for that particular title. As has already been established you did not say "the worlds (sic) sexiest mountain bike" so this one would be allowed in your thread. It's pretty much hors categorie anyway, so neither fish not fowl...

 

Naked Bicycles Baby Ganoush: TIG welded steel, A-hole with polished stainless bumper strips and B-hole; eccentric dropouts; disc brake; custom steel fork with twin plate fork crown; semi-integrated seatmast. Handcarved Brooks saddle, FSA Metropolis bars and post, Paul Component single mini-brake lever and hubs, custom Walnut Studio leather sew-up grips, Velocity burlwood rims, Schwalbe 35mm Delta Cruiser Path Racing Tires, classic Gimondi crank, Brooks double straps for pedals.

 

No I don't own one - there's only this one left, of six ever made, anyway - but I will...some day. And no this was not some quick Google search...a Naked is on the bucket list. Even the website makes you want one: www.timetogetnaked.com!!!

No. Just. No.

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So I take it you aren't too clued with the history of Spain and Mexico then?

 

Speaking of Alma and the Mormons, they have quite an interesting take on where the South American Indians, and Mexicans come from...

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Hmmm Drongo, not to detract in any way from your kink(y)ed Spanish carbon fetish I must disagree with the with you.

 

I do believe that this bike is far more likely to qualify for that particular title. As has already been established you did not say "the worlds (sic) sexiest mountain bike" so this one would be allowed in your thread. It's pretty much hors categorie anyway, so neither fish not fowl...

 

Naked Bicycles Baby Ganoush: TIG welded steel, A-hole with polished stainless bumper strips and B-hole; eccentric dropouts; disc brake; custom steel fork with twin plate fork crown; semi-integrated seatmast. Handcarved Brooks saddle, FSA Metropolis bars and post, Paul Component single mini-brake lever and hubs, custom Walnut Studio leather sew-up grips, Velocity burlwood rims, Schwalbe 35mm Delta Cruiser Path Racing Tires, classic Gimondi crank, Brooks double straps for pedals.

 

No I don't own one - there's only this one left, of six ever made, anyway - but I will...some day. And no this was not some quick Google search...a Naked is on the bucket list. Even the website makes you want one: www.timetogetnaked.com!!!

Hmmm Drongo, not to detract in any way from your kink(y)ed Spanish carbon fetish I must disagree with the with you.

 

I do believe that this bike is far more likely to qualify for that particular title. As has already been established you did not say "the worlds (sic) sexiest mountain bike" so this one would be allowed in your thread. It's pretty much hors categorie anyway, so neither fish not fowl...

 

Naked Bicycles Baby Ganoush: TIG welded steel, A-hole with polished stainless bumper strips and B-hole; eccentric dropouts; disc brake; custom steel fork with twin plate fork crown; semi-integrated seatmast. Handcarved Brooks saddle, FSA Metropolis bars and post, Paul Component single mini-brake lever and hubs, custom Walnut Studio leather sew-up grips, Velocity burlwood rims, Schwalbe 35mm Delta Cruiser Path Racing Tires, classic Gimondi crank, Brooks double straps for pedals.

 

No I don't own one - there's only this one left, of six ever made, anyway - but I will...some day. And no this was not some quick Google search...a Naked is on the bucket list. Even the website makes you want one: www.timetogetnaked.com!!!

 

That rear hub/axel configuration is pure bike porn!!!!

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Dude! C'mon?!

 

Paint it red and white and it could be a Spez.

 

Nothing Spezial about that now is there?

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That rear hub/axel configuration is pure bike porn!!!!

 

Actually, the word is Eccentric.

 

You calling The Oom a pornstar?! :whistling: :mellow: :wacko:

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Dude! C'mon?!

 

Paint it red and white and it could be a Spez.

 

Nothing Spezial about that now is there?

Nope, actually very different, especially side by side.

In particular the seat stay's.

NoMuppets, you are preaching to the uninformed with a bike like that.

But ja, that's hot.

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http://www.bikerumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-Niner-AIR9RDO_Bike2_NinerGreen.jpg

 

That looks the business, super hot & sexy :drool:

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Hmmm Drongo, not to detract in any way from your kink(y)ed Spanish carbon fetish I must disagree with the with you.

 

I do believe that this bike is far more likely to qualify for that particular title....

 

****a whole lot of stuff****

 

Ahh. Yes. Now some smart chap trys to introduce 'nakedness' into the thread. Now please bear in mind, that Sexy does not always equal Naked ! So you propaganda is probably going to be wasted on the more discerning, less drooling minority....

 

AND, whilst I does agree with you slightly as to brand, and in terms of WALL SPACE (compooter), besides the ORBEA ALMA!!!, I I have much NAKED!!!, when it comes to choice, this one sits at number 3. Just under number 2 - Cotic BFe.

No need to state my Numero Uno.

 

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You notice?! The toobz even 'look' kinke(y)d.... :thumbup:

 

Note: The special feature?.....clever!

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So just to straighten this thread out...

 

There are many 'sexy' ladies in this world, they do not all enter Miss Universe however, so one must sadly choose from those who are then 'readily available' - if I may use that phrase?

 

And I do agree, that is indeed sad, as there are those real gems out there - somewhere - but at the end of the day, we all have to be realistic.

 

But if you wish to talk 'bucket list', well then....

 

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Nope, actually very different, especially side by side.

In particular the seat stay's.

NoMuppets, you are preaching to the uninformed with a bike like that.

But ja, that's hot.

 

Probably true yeah, feeding strawberries to pigs and all that, but the Drongo clearly actually has some pretty good taste...so here's a few more that sit very high on my list...and all 29ers this time around!

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