Arm Warmer Marketing : A Few Questions For Assos

[Lucky Luke.]

Is this latest Assos arm warmer ad just a continuation of their semi-naked approach to selling their stuff, or are they trying to break into the triathlete market?

 

Also, why does the headless protagonist appear to be doing the five finger shuffle? Are Assos skimping on photographic costs by simply photoshopping their kit on to gay porn stars?

 

http://citycycle.com/images/library/large/assos_armwarmerblack_11_m.jpg

[Lucky Luke.]

Exhibit B :

 

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525767_10150974867691060_222390311059_168274506_545312475_n.jpg

 

[Bike Mob]

Bad, but not as bad as their Mooseknuckled muscle from brussles they have modelling their bib shorts

 

Exhibit c http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/t607_a_4.jpg

[Bateleur1]

Not sure what the problem is. I can't view exhibit A though but B is nothing wrong. I get a better idea of the fit than if the guy would have had a shirt with sleeves on.

[Lucky Luke.]

Bad, but not as bad as their Mooseknuckled muscle from brussles they have modelling their bib shorts

 

Exhibit c http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/t607_a_4.jpg

 

terminator meets club mykonos, somehow this look never gets old

[jimmy hardtail]

Looks like Vernon Koekemoers gay nephew.

[TheV]

Might even be the same person/model in Exhibit A and C?

[petatodd]

I'm sure Exhibit C is showing a camel toe

[Tankman]

I'm sure Exhibit C is showing a camel toe

 

man-toe?

[Cruz Addict]

man-toe?

 

Bwhahahaha

[Bike Mob]

I'm sure Exhibit C is showing a camel toe

 

A camel Toe, is a dainty affair shown by good looking women in tight pants... this is way beyond a gentle clam shell.

 

That's a Moose Knuckle.

 

Talk about splitting hairs...ball hairs :blink:

Edited May 18, 2012 by Tarmac's Revenge