Daideron Posted August 13, 2013 Share Thats so true Wonder Woman! I doubt I would recognize half the people without their helmets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sportsworld.co.za Posted August 13, 2013 Share You paid extra for the race TshirtYou wear the race Tshirt everywhereYou realize only newbies buy and wear race TshirtsYou become an expert meteorologist, and know what "beaufort" actually meansYou have forgotten to stop your Cateye/Garmin after ride/race, and its made you grumpyYou wear crazy bright riding sunglasses on your head when you are not ridingAs a roadie you mock MTBikers with CamelbaksAs a MTBiker you laugh at roadies with bidons"Travel" means something very different to you than it does to your friendsYou have had a saddle-soreYou have lied about the size of your saddle-soreYou carbo-load This could go on forever! I think you're going to fill 500 by yourself, haha good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Woman Posted August 13, 2013 Share You pay more for supplements that food every month. Daideron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown MTBR Posted August 13, 2013 Share i must admit.. Nr 12 is a bit odd!! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted August 13, 2013 Share when you buy a car you make sure the bike can fit in the cars boot ........... or else the car is useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted August 13, 2013 Share You pay more for supplements that food every month. no way ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sportsworld.co.za Posted August 13, 2013 Share i must admit.. Nr 12 is a bit odd!! hahahaha Imagine saying 'sorry love, but it's LSD in Zone 1 today' hahaha Underachiever and Wonder Woman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underachiever Posted August 13, 2013 Share My favs.... Came across this list on the internet and it made me laugh, don't know if it's been posted before but anyway. You know you're a cyclist when: you buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the trunk/back, with the rear seat folded down. your hands have a strange tan that looks remarkably similar to the pattern on your cycling gloves. weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking weather, bad biking weather. there is nothing odd about having bikes in your living room. You know you’re a cyclist when you stare at other cyclists to check out their ride. you learned a long time ago that it doesn’t matter how light or fast, just get on that bike. you have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses. You know you’re a cyclist when the nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles. you have defined the 8 stages of road kill decomposition through daily observation. you get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day. when anybody mentions distance you immediately think of how long it would take to cycle it. you have tested your hypothermic limits and found that they can be expanded with pedal speed, layering and hot cocoa. you have more up-to-date knowledge of bike specs, gear and equipment than the staff at your local shop. You know you’re a cyclist when you think about each hill as a cyclist, even when you are driving in a car. you know how many miles you rode last night, last week, last year. you get sad when your Biker’s Tan fades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underachiever Posted August 13, 2013 Share More!!! You start to believe in the voodoo that suggests punctures always come in a batch of threeYou have been "half wheeled"You have "half wheeled" someoneYou have bonked so badly that you have cried, hallucinated and pleaded with GodYou have proudly owned CampagnoloYou have owned a steel frame and believe there is nothing better, and you only ride carbon because its the way bike design has evolved. Otherwise it would be Columbus all the wayYou have ridden on "tubbies"You can put a racing cape on while riding and not crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daideron Posted August 13, 2013 Share @WynandvandermerweSo true! Bianchi green (Celeste green for the puritans) is a colour only loved by cyclists! If someone bought me a POLO or LACOSTE shirt in Bianchi green I would not wear it. But, I would proudly wear the same style and coloured shirt if it had the Bianchi logo on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted August 13, 2013 Share When you realise these things are trivial and actually have nothing to do with you riding your bike Daideron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Woman Posted August 13, 2013 Share Long weekends make you feel like a pro as you get to ride every morning, get home and have lunch and an afternoon nap. Daideron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daideron Posted August 13, 2013 Share Hairy...these things are now only trivial because you have attained the ultimate state of enlitenment...you are now a cyclist! And only a true cyclist can view these things as trivial! So very "Zen", dont you agree?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Woman Posted August 13, 2013 Share You guys are now giving me withdrawal symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted August 13, 2013 Share Hairy...these things are now only trivial because you have attained the ultimate state of enlitenment...you are now a cyclist! And only a true cyclist can view these things as trivial! So very "Zen", dont you agree?!(enter hippie voice) Like Fully Bru Daideron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren_G Posted August 13, 2013 Share http://24.media.tumblr.com/eecdb10d25be8225e34dc729aefbb77e/tumblr_mhetu5kuCD1qlqoc2o1_1280.jpg Little1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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