rouxtjie Posted October 7, 2014 Share Depends on the quality of your motor boat action waaahaaaaa I am the champ then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted October 7, 2014 Share Just for the record, I am glad he is only trying to sell us the protein power from berg and not the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V12man Posted October 7, 2014 Share Daville, on 06 Oct 2014 - 8:38 PM, said: To all Berg & Bush riders looking for that competitive edge - look no further! I was afforded the opportunity to do the Cape Pioneer but had already paid for an entry to the Berg n Bush which overlaps by a day. My wife, who recently gave birth to our beautiful baby girl, decided to take my spot - but we are now faced with the challenge of maintaining her milk production whilst away from our guzzling bundle of joy. It then dawned on us that a "supply and demand" scenario was in fact staring us right in the face, or breasts for that matter. It's no secret that the benefits of breast milk on athletic performance is quite profound. It also no secret that breast feeding mothers who do not release their milk supplies regularly, end up with rather swollen and often uncomfortable breasts, but also run the risk of losing their production whilst away from the feeding child. In order to prevent this undesired outcome for my wife, she has no option but to express whilst at the event - directly after completing the days ride and a few more times until the start of the next stage. As there is no practical way of storing the expressed milk for later use, she has little choice but to 'pump and dump' as the saying goes. But wait, there is an alternative! At a small fee, she is willing to offer her 'protein shake' - which by the way is ADA approved - to all riders looking for that competitive edge. We estimate that she can produce anything from a litre, to 1.5 litres per day. Menu items include: Sip the NipA delicious 25ml serving of mothers milk prepared to a perfect 37°C, served in a crystal shot glass moulded in the shape of a delightful little breast. ZAR 20.00 p/25ml serving The C-CupA delicious 250ml serving of mothers milk prepared to a perfect 37°C, served in a replica 1937 Bennets Baby Cup moulded from the highest quality BPA free plastics. (Definitely a Collectors Item) ZAR 200.00 p/250ml serving The JugFor the more serious competitor looking to feed on the oppositions weakness, we are also open to the sale of an entire days supply of ‘jug juice', but in order to preserve quality, refrigerated storage is needed which will affect the price. The Jug is served in a NUK baby bottle shaped ‘bidon’ (or sports bottle for the less refined cyclists). ZAR 1000.00 p/1L serving So for anybody serious about performing at their highest level, message me directly for contact details and kiosk operating hours at the 2014 instalment of Berg and Bush. At Simply the Breast, our milkshakes bring both the boys and the girls to the yard. Post of the year..... :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted October 7, 2014 Share OP is quite the entrepreneur. Going straight for the JUGular with this opportunity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted October 7, 2014 Share i lied...i just pulled that one off the internet...here is a real picture http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2013/08/13/20/g7/or/modjsayugo1vydg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted October 7, 2014 Share i lied...i just pulled that one off the internet...here is a real picture http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2013/08/13/20/g7/or/modjsayugo1vydg.jpgMeals on Wheels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NixM Posted October 7, 2014 Share If she has a shot of espresso first will she produce a latte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknRolla Posted October 7, 2014 Share Post of the year..... :clap: Definately breast thread of the year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasworx Posted October 7, 2014 Share I'm finding this post quite disturbing yet titillating at the same time.....Just one question though.....If there's time to set up a Titty Bar & serve shots, quarts & draughtswhy is there no time to just bottle it & give to someone to go freeze to use at a later stage???Or am I just being a noob boob about it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted October 7, 2014 Share The OP probably has the breast of intentions, but it just seems like he's milking his poor wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniffie Posted October 7, 2014 Share How will we be paying? Credit card, hard cash or is it just tit for tat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idiot Posted October 7, 2014 Share Sorry I am Lait.. What did I miss? Will you be selling powder milk in a few years time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigjim Posted October 7, 2014 Share Wishing the OP the breast of luck with his new venture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknRolla Posted October 7, 2014 Share Just for the record, I am glad he is only trying to sell us the protein power from berg and not the bush. Not beating around the bush I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffer Posted October 7, 2014 Share Loving this thread too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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