Wayne Potgieter Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 that would be a first...I like to think outside the box.
Guest Karma Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 I like to think outside the box. assuming it's a bitc...female dog?
Guest DieBees Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 A Boerboel. So I stood very still and complied to his instructions.
Shepherd Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Would it have been better if the Client smelt your crotch? You could charge more margin for that as well.... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Help.Me. Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 I feel your pain!! Happens to me all the time but not the smelling part....these small little stoep k@kkers wil come running up to me and jump up and down with their muddy/wet paws "ruing" my clean pants!!!! Then the owner will just carry on if nothing has happened. Then the question about the dogs good sense of smelling : Why must it push his nose right up your @rse??? It can smell it from a distance if their noses are so good....hahaha
Guest The Bushpig Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 I see a lot of clients. I see them at their homes and places of work. So yesterday, I go to a client, and the ladies' dog smells my crotch, yes my CROTCH! ( dont know a better word...) So, how did I handle it? The first words that came out of my mouth was, I think your dog wants to marry me. I was so ashamed. I did not hide a steak in my undies. Why would the flippen dog do it I thought! I see plenty people and it has never happened before. Not sure what the correct manner would be to handle this. Should I address this to Dr Phil? ROFL My work involves much of the same thing(meetings at home/workplace of client, not crotch sniffing ). This exact thing has happened to me a couple of times; You just have to make a joke and forget about it. They sniff each other's butts all the time; he must have suspected that You stole some ass that belonged to him, and stashed it in Your jocks..... Some are real persistent buggers: I had one huge dog(it looked like a cross between Cujo and an unkempt Yak) give me a real enthusiastic sniff that involved elevating my tackle to painful heights. I grabbed his snout and tried to move it away from the gearbox area, but he would have none of it. I gripped his muzzle and pushed him away. He pushed back harder, and lifted again, which almost had me off the ground. I had to step away and give him a good backhand on the nose to end his investigation of my equipment, then apologise to the client whose embarrassment prevented her from doing anything whatsoever to restrain the dog. Bit awkward. Moving on after an introduction like that can be challenging. For some reason, I had Depeche Mode's "Strange Love" playing in my head during that encounter...... I still laugh to myself about that.
Guest The Bushpig Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Was it a Husky?It would have been a bit Husky after a lungful of crotch vapours....
Cois Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 A Boerboel. So I stood very still and complied to his instructions.Bella (the little puppy at my parents) did the same thing to me one weekend, but Bella had some force behind the nose and had me on my knees clutching my un mentionable.My fiancée was laughing so loud that Boelie decided to come and see what was going on. And me on my knees was just a situation that they could not let pass. I was slimy for the rest of the day.
kinggrant Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 dogs smells butts maybe you should of turned around, imagine how awkward it was for the dog
Guest DieBees Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 ROFL My work involves much of the same thing(meetings at home/workplace of client, not crotch sniffing ). This exact thing has happened to me a couple of times; You just have to make a joke and forget about it. They sniff each other's butts all the time; he must have suspected that You stole some ass that belonged to him, and stashed it in Your jocks..... Some are real persistent buggers: I had one huge dog(it looked like a cross between Cujo and an unkempt Yak) give me a real enthusiastic sniff that involved elevating my tackle to painful heights. I grabbed his snout and tried to move it away from the gearbox area, but he would have none of it. I gripped his muzzle and pushed him away. He pushed back harder, and lifted again, which almost had me off the ground. I had to step away and give him a good backhand on the nose to end his investigation of my equipment, then apologise to the client whose embarrassment prevented her from doing anything whatsoever to restrain the dog. Bit awkward. Moving on after an introduction like that can be challenging. For some reason, I had Depeche Mode's "Strange Love" playing in my head during that encounter...... I still laugh to myself about that.Had a good laugh here! Our lovely pets.
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