Cycling Humor

[Bateleur1]

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Wrong thread this.  It should be in the "Lessons learnt in life" thread. 

[Edition 507]

So this guy goes into a bike shop.

Sales assistant "How can I help you sir?"

"I would like to buy a 26er......."

[J∆kk∆ls]

So this guy goes into a bike shop.

Sales assistant "How can I help you sir?"

"I would like to buy a 26er......."

 

and the Sales assistant said "It's a 26" not 26er the er is reserved for 29er and those are er soooooo much er better er..." 

 

-Happy Friday- 

[Bateleur1]

and the Sales assistant said "It's a 26" not 26er the er is reserved for 29er and those are er soooooo much er better er..." 

 

-Happy Friday- 

 

And with that the salesman handed the guy a complimentary ticket to the Transport Museum to see one or two 26" bikes .... 

[Edition 507]

and the Sales assistant said "It's a 26" not 26er the er is reserved for 29er and those are er soooooo much er better er..." 

 

-Happy Friday- 

Gosh, someone still rides a 26er   

I'll try to stop laughing now.......I promise!

[DJR]

  Needed that on a Friday.

[Psyrax]

Yoh!

[arendoog]

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Permission was not granted to post my life story !

[henningvr]

Wife: Sit down, we need to talk.

 

Husband: What about? 

 

Wife: I know you are cheating on me.

 

Husband: That's not at all true. Why would you say that? 

 

Wife: Your always "Off in the woods" somewhere, and today you accidentally pocket dialed me. You were panting heavily and kept on saying "Almost there, just a little further. Oh yeah!" and "Damn, you are one sweet ride, can't wait to hit this tomorrow."  

 

Husband: Ahahahahahaha...well.. 

 

Wife: I want a divorce...

[Psyrax]

Where will it end?

[Psyrax]

SRAM Eagle - 0.

Time trial bike - 1

 

Your move SRAM

[henningvr]

[Psyrax]

Finally fitted a bottle cage to my bike.

[Psyrax]

True

[Psyrax]

Oooh I think I'm going to get into trouble for this one.

[Psyrax]

Damn roadies! Took me an hour to get past them today.