The Lift Selfie Thread

[Stretch]

Wtf people..

 

I am so behind.. I only know of the Blue steel.

 

all i know is "cheese"

[Lexx]

^{Wtf people..}

 

I am so behind.. I only know of the Blue steel.

 

 

 

[EmptyB]

Wtf people..I am so behind.. I only know of the Blue steel.

But with blue steel the lips are closed....unlike the fish gape

[Gen]

But with blue steel the lips are closed....unlike the fish gape

So is it like the blue steel but with parted lips.. is one happy in fish gape or serious.

 

#doesevandoit

[EmptyB]

 

#takenotesfromevan

[EmptyB]

So is it like the blue steel but with parted lips.. is one happy in fish gape or serious.

 

#doesevandoit

Exactly right.

 

One is allegedly sexy with the fish gape...

 

#evandoesitforsure

[Lexx]

If I must remember all that just to take a selfie, the people will think I am having a stroke or have Tourette's Syndrome...

[Gen]

If I must remember all that just to take a selfie, the people will think I am having a stroke or have Tourette's Syndrome... [emoji14]h34r:

Great way to pick up the ladies.

 

#hasevantestedthismethod

[Lexx]

Great way to pick up the ladies.

 

#hasevantestedthismethod

Jees don't know. We will have to ask him...

[Little Fish]

Duck Face Is Over. The New Selfie Face Is Fish Gape:

 

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a47461/new-selfie-face/

Excellent - Ive been waiting for this  

[Lexx]

If you want to take a pefect selfie with a pouted mouth and a blue steel and that fish mouth all at once, just go to your Doc and ask for a Stemetil Injection, but make sure your allergic to it...

My wife was very sick a couple of years ago with Salmonella, and our Local Doc injected her with Stemetil for the nausea. We didn't know that she was allergic to it. And after 5 min, her facial muscles start twitching and started going into spasm. All those selfie expressions was done with perfection   

We Laugh about it now, but it was kinda scary and funny at the same time  

Edited November 16, 2015 by Lexx

[Escapee..]

If you want to take a pefect selfie with a pouted mouth and a blue steel and that fish mouth all at once, just go to your Doc and ask for a Stemetil Injection, but make sure your allergic to it...

My wife was very sick a couple of years ago with Salmonella, and our Local Doc injected her with Stemetil for the nausea. We didn't know that she was allergic to it. And after 5 min, her facial muscles start twitching and started going into spasm. All those selfie expressions was done with perfection   

We Laugh about it now, but it was kinda scary and funny at the same time  

 

I hope you took pictures

[Lexx]

I wanted to, but no-one let me.....

[Stretch]

I wanted to, but no-one let me.....

 

kind of reminds me when my wife decided she wanted an epidural when it was too late and she had to go with the gas.....high as a kite.. but sadly before the days of cameras on phones

[Gen]

kind of reminds me when my wife decided she wanted an epidural when it was too late and she had to go with the gas.....high as a kite.. but sadly before the days of cameras on phones

Ha ha ha ha.. I remember that gas..

[blondeonabike]

Ha ha ha ha.. I remember that gas..

That was good stuff.  Ol' chains also enjoyed it.  Apparently the mask over my face muffled all the noise I was making and he had some peace