TXS cyclist Posted June 11, 2008 Share I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid b!tch...why else would I buy dog food?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Skinny Posted June 11, 2008 Share Damn funny - you ask a stupid question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbon Freak Posted June 11, 2008 Share Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Cookie Posted June 11, 2008 Share hehehe .. good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbaymike Posted June 11, 2008 Share ....hell that just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Bornman Posted June 11, 2008 Share It was all quite funny until the misogyny crept in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Posted June 11, 2008 Share Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 11, 2008 Share Great one TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanieFiets Posted June 11, 2008 Share It was all quite funny until the misogyny crept in. www.dictionary.com - noun hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women. indien nog iemand gewonder het. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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