nathrix Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 This alleged thief had to be rushed tohospital after being impaled on a fence. The incident took place at the East Londonmuseum, in South Africa The suspect is alleged to have broken down theback door to the museum. The alarm went off, giving him a fright, and he ranaway. He climbed a tree and then attempted to jumpover the fence. However, he lost his footing and was impaled by one of thespikes on the fence. The man was discovered by a tow truck driverwho heard his cries. nathrix2008-10-31 07:14:45
IanC Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 The East London City council will probably pay him millions in damages for injuries sustained on their property.
Tumbleweed Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 That is bound to cause a draft aft very good, wolfie!
Bateleur1 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Well his arse is prepped for prison alright
AndreZA Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Eish, right in the Hershey Bar Highway / chocolate whissway. That guy made quite an arse of himself. IF he goes to jail, he'll definately be the biggest arsehole there.
Tumbleweed Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Eish' date=' right in the Hershey Bar Highway / chocolate whissway. That guy made quite an arse of himself. IF he goes to jail, he'll definately be the biggest arsehole there. [/quote'] rusty sheriff's badge.
Edition 507 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 I hate fence sitters, they are such a pain in the arse.
Spud Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Just read the latest...............he apparently didnt break into the museum, he crapped out a fence and well really battled to get the last fragments out.
TheLegend Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 dumbass! probably numb as well now. no more putting a coke bottle up his bum for pleasure!
Edition 507 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 After seeing this terrible accident, little Johnny runs home to tell his mum."Mummy, Mummy, I just saw a man who fell on a fence and got impaled up the arse!" "Rectum, son, rectum" says Mum. "You bet mum, split the fcuker in two!"
Spud Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Now if he was just wearing a fairy outfit and that was a Christmas tree............................ Spud2008-10-31 06:40:47
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