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I think the Ultimate has to be Colonel.

 

 

I will wear the crown with pride.
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I think the Ultimate has to be Colonel.

 

 

I will wear the crown with pride.

 

and thats just because of your ricco font Dead

 

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I think the Ultimate has to be Colonel.

 

 

I will wear the crown with pride.


and thats just because of your ricco font Dead

 

It's not really a crown, it's more like a tiara, with matching panties and handbag.

 

 
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TNT. Would kitten be a more fitting desription?

 

People think you're so full of it' date=' they just don't understand that wacky sense of humour and the little boy inside crying out to be loved and accepted.

 

Yip, I did fail psyche 101.LOL
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I second that the Kurnell should be the one....... the tiara, with matching panties and handbag will be fitting.

 

fandacious has been wearing it for ages anyway..
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Funny story this. When reading:-

Kurnell the cowardly leopard and fandacious the silly monkey (just because it fits their profiles so well!!!!!!!)

 

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.

One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Jack Russell thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!"


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story.....

Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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