javadude Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Girl in my bunch doing the West Coast Express was training for ironman and wearing unpadded shorts. Every bump we went over(and there were lots!) she screamed in Afrikaans, "O my koek".
pastapouch Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Last year , in May, training for the Jock, when it was very cold, windy and rainy. We were out riding... one comment was 'The only good thing about this cold weather is when you hit yourself in the face with a snotrocket its at least hot'
Sammajoor Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Said to me by a black man on the BMW race in RossylynPretoria. Going up a drag, after I had just started cycling again..... Came past me with a back pedal delivery bike. WITH A TV on the front..... hit me with a "more baas..... die bult is lank ne............... and then dropped me and my 10 speed and kept on riding into the sunset.... Other one was two years ago Lost City MTB race, a mate of mine lost it on a dirt road....... just said " OOOOOOO ***, hier val ek"and hit the ground at a wallop... fell off laughing at him
ChrisH Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 I once saw an ice cream guy on one of those 3 wheel ice cream bikes who was totally out of control going down a hill. He was ringing his bell like an epileptic leper shouting ? Acciiiiident, Acciiiiident?
Hairy Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 So did you take his ice creams after he hit the curb ...
The Saint Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Two weeks ago on Rand Water Raod a bunch caught and came past us, we latched onto the back and Jow Low proceeds to ride up to the guy in the front and say"Is that all you've got"
Guest Big H Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Em always checks on my HR...... not sure if she wants to make sure I am not cheating on the Tandem. Close to the ARGUS finish she asked again, I looked down and saw there was NO Heart Rate!!!!!! I asked the guy on a half bike next to us if this was bad..... he replied...."Just do not follow the light mate, do NOT follow the light"!!!!!!!!!
Joe Low Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Two weeks ago on Rand Water Raod a bunch caught and came past us' date=' we latched onto the back and Jow Low proceeds to ride up to the guy in the front and say "Is that all you've got"[/quote'] They were kickin sand in our faces but ultimately didn't have enough puff - middle-aged wannabes. ....the pace did get a bit quicker after that tho', come to think of it.
jagwil Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 During a windy Argus many years ago I rode next to rather a good looking blonde "chick". Pleasantly asked her how she was doing. She turned to me and with a straight face replied. I feel as if I have been F%&*ED by an ELEPHANT Almost collapsed right there laughing. The mind boggles at the image.
whitesox Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 My mate tunes a hitch hiker, "Soek jy 'n lift". He replies "Yes". To which my mate replies, "Then LIFT your feet and walk."
Spidey Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 During a windy Argus many years ago I rode next to rather a good looking blonde "chick". Pleasantly asked her how she was doing. She turned to me and with a straight face replied. ? I feel as if I have been F%&*ED by an ELEPHANT ? Almost collapsed right there laughing. The mind boggles at the image.? Thanks for that I will now have that image in my head for the rest of today!!!
mooky Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 During a windy Argus many years ago I rode next to rather a good looking blonde "chick". Pleasantly asked her how she was doing. She turned to me and with a straight face replied. ? I feel as if I have been F%&*ED by an ELEPHANT ? Almost collapsed right there laughing. The mind boggles at the image.? I bet she wasnt so good looking after that comment!!!
pastapouch Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 During a windy Argus many years ago I rode next to rather a good looking blonde "chick". Pleasantly asked her how she was doing. She turned to me and with a straight face replied. I feel as if I have been F%&*ED by an ELEPHANT Almost collapsed right there laughing. The mind boggles at the image. Thanks for that I will now have that image in my head for the rest of today!!! ...you know that an elephant's sex sits under its feet... because if it steps on you, you're f%&ed
Spidey Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 A very funny thing for me is when we go down Comaro road in the south of JHB!! its a 60km/h speedzone but we go down there on our bikes at about 90km/h the peoples faces in the cars as we pass is pretty funny i love it
FowlStArt Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Riding along and 1 of my mates was the 4the ring of marriage (Suffer ring) Looks up as we round th courner seeing a big climb ahead and goes "f*ck who put that there"
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