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Beggars and your food...


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when eating a pie in your car a beggar comes up to the window, you...  

  1. 1. when eating a pie in your car a beggar comes up to the window, you...

    • sheepishly conceal your pie by the handbrake
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    • offer the lad a bite...he's looking kak
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    • continue eating and make it look tasty
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    • a pie? WTF am i eating a pie for? KFC anyday!
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    • eating and driving is not only dangerous but illegal too
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Simple. Don't eat in your car. I mean seriously. All the mess, crumbs, pie juice... Do people really eat in their cars?

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i don't ever drive my own car...so no sweat for me.

 

Well, I suppose that's ok then... so back to the question, enjoy your pie, if the beggar approaches yell at him through a mouthful to fock off and stop bothering you. Make sure you cover his face with a suitable coating of half chewed horsemeat, so that when he approaches the woman in the mercedes behind you, she shrieks so louad he has a stroke.

 

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Not always, but mostly they don't want food, they want money to buy booze with to forget about life! The joke thats gone on for ages is 'ever seen a sick bum?' They just booze... I'd rather give R2 and let him choose what he wants to do with it.

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I tell him I'll give him food if he goes and keys a BMW in the local parking garage.

 

 

 

 

 

Mampara2009-04-09 07:49:56

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I tell him I'll give him one if he goes and keys a BMW in the local parking garage.


 

Just be careful he understands you. I'd rather not tell anyone (except my wife) that I'm going to "give them one". Shocked
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I tell him I'll give him food if he goes and keys a BMW in the local parking garage.

 

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Just be careful he understands you. I'd rather not tell anyone (except my wife) that I'm going to "give them one". Shocked

 

 

 

noted and changed

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actually , an exception to my statement above: this reminds me of a friend who went and they bought a couple of foodpacks which they handed to beggars during Chrismas. That was greatly appreciated, he told me they cried. Very sad!

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actually ' date=' an exception to my statement above: this reminds me of a friend who went and they bought a couple of foodpacks?which they handed to beggars during Chrismas. That was greatly appreciated, he told me they cried. Very sad![/quote']

 

 

 

if you want to see greatfullness this winter then get some cheap beanies somewhere (fleamarket or so) and hand them out to the guys begging at the traffic lights in the mornings.

 

 

 

 

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My Mrs keeps a carrier bag full of PnPay peanut or peanut & raisin packs in her car and been pretty much 100% appreciated by folks begging. 

 

One time my daughter and her boyfriend were bein bothered a bit intense by a beggar when walkin and she said "my mum's the one in the red condor" the guy grins and disappears.

 

Thought that was cool.
Joe Low2009-04-09 09:45:10
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