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think hog would be banned if they applied golden rule no 8:

8. Consumption of alcohol not permitted prior to riding (or during, we are watching your Hydration Pack for bubbles).
 

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think hog would be banned if they applied golden rule no 8:

8. Consumption of alcohol not permitted prior to riding (or during, we are watching your Hydration Pack for bubbles).

 

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They'll need to check my blood for bubbles, because it's normally the previous nights' leftovers that affect my riding. LOL

 

But seriously, next time a kiddy blocks the trail, just lean back, lift the front wheel, and get big air! Extra points of you pull a move.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Those kids and their parents bring in alot of money to the park so peeing them off will results in no more hot mommies at the Seattle Coffee shop. A birthday party of 20 kids, excluding bike hire and any refreshments, is R1800. If the 20 kids pitched on their own it is R1000.

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or just leave the kids at home?

just think of the damage they will do there.  rather leave them at the bike park, where they break other peoples stuff.Wink
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think hog would be banned if they applied golden rule no 8:

8. Consumption of alcohol not permitted prior to riding (or during, we are watching your Hydration Pack for bubbles).
 

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They'll need to check my blood for bubbles, because it's normally the previous nights' leftovers that affect my riding. LOL

But seriously, next time a kiddy blocks the trail, just lean back, lift the front wheel, and get big air! Extra points of you pull a move.

which is the philosphy behind:

KASBU!!!!!!!
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Or KAFR. Kids Are For Ramping.

Think we can register it?


 

rather unfortunate when you say it out loud.

 

Watch out ..... you may get busted for bad spelling!! LOL
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Watch out ..... you may get busted for bad spelling!! LOL

 

Did I spell ramping wrong?

 

I thought of KAFGBAAELOSP (Kids Are For Grabbing Big Air And Earning Lots Of Style Points), but it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

 

 

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Watch out ..... you may get busted for bad spelling!! LOL


Did I spell ramping wrong?

I thought of KAFGBAAELOSP (Kids Are For Grabbing Big Air And Earning Lots Of Style Points)' date=' but it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Shockedis that bulgarian?

 
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Shockedis that bulgarian?

 


No' date=' I think in Bulgarian it's spelled KAFGBAELOSPA.


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I once dated a Bulgarian girl.....eish, was she hot. If I had my way it would be our kids getting on your nerves at the bike park, only I would be at home.........with her!!!LOLLOL
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My biggest issue is the reckless riders there who have no concern for when I walk the dogs on the trail. No matter what their linguistic affiliation!

 

stay off the trail with your yo-yos then.
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My biggest issue is the reckless riders there who have no concern for when I walk the dogs on the trail. No matter what their linguistic affiliation!

 

DUMBASS. Dogs Under My Bike Are Sprung Superbly.

 

 

 

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