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LOLLLLLL sorry forgot you rode a Giant Holy Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

 

and it's a blue oneOuchLOL

 

Riding a giant is like making love to smurf. You must feel blue all the time.

Even riding a Raleigh Pick and Pay edition is better. Wink

 

you must have a small Censored to Censored a smurf? 

I have a huge Censored just ask the troll!!!!

 

habe posted this before' date=' but, just for you? 

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't Censored.
Sean Smith: That's bullCensored. Smurfette Censoreds all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She Censoreds them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he Censoreds off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts'] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a Censored?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
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So in other words what you trying to say is that your boyfriend cheated on you with a Yeti rider then promised it wouldnt happen again then ran off with a Spez rider??

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Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit' date=' Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? [/quote']

 

 

 

Ah, the brilliant Donnie Darko. Love that movie.

 

 

 

Cheers,

 

 

 

Andrewandrewc2009-06-19 04:17:31

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u r LONELY!!!!!!!!!

who has the time to write such cr@p????????????

really get over yourself...

what bike they ride doesnt change what type of a person they are......

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