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Do Mountain Bikers Smoke ?  

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  1. 1. Hey Mountain Bikers - Do you smoke ?

    • Yes - Regularly
      34
    • Yes - Occasionally
      24
    • No - Gave up a while back
      75
    • No - Have never smoked
      107


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I'm appalled...

 

4 pages, and no-one posted the correct answer...

 

"Do mountain bikers smoke?"

"Only after sex"

 

Sheesh... you lot are sad.

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Dunno, but ask Dirt Girl she always claims they are hot!!!!!!!!

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yes i smoke

 

ALL THE TIME

 

& yes i know its dirty, disgusting, smelly etc etc etc etc habit. So what!!

 

I can still climb perfectly, in fact without a pat on the shoulder. I climb pretty okay & i gauge this by means of beating people up a hill so its not just a hearsay statement

Posted

I'm appalled...

 

4 pages, and no-one posted the correct answer...

 

"Do mountain bikers smoke?"

"Only after sex"

 

Sheesh... you lot are sad.

 

 

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Mountainbikers smoke during sex, though i heard slowing down and using lubricants can prevent that.

 

Now to open pandora's box, what's your favourite lubricant muahahahahahaha

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dont be rude... only try to help - you dishonest low-lifes with no respect for your fellow humans and that you are going to die first as a result of your weakness as predicted by darwin and the theory of natural selection :)

Guest Big H
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yes i smoke

 

ALL THE TIME

 

& yes i know its dirty, disgusting, smelly etc etc etc etc habit. So what!!

 

I can still climb perfectly, in fact without a pat on the shoulder. I climb pretty okay & i gauge this by means of beating people up a hill so its not just a hearsay statement

 

By all means smoke as much as you want as long as you do not smoke in my company, obey the law and keep your filthy stinking cigarette butts to yourself.

 

My dad smoked and I had to watch him die a slow agonizing death where he got less an less oxygen until he just stopped breathing. Nothing we could do and a terrible way of going for him. I do not know you but I do not wish sch a death for you. It is not good to see people you love die that way.

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FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

favourite lubricant muahahahahahaha

 

EPIC FAIL!

Only lube i know is for my chain.....

What is this other lube you speak of....?

What for, why?

Posted

EPIC FAIL!

Only lube i know is for my chain.....

What is this other lube you speak of....?

What for, why?

 

 

Double epic fail !!!!!!

 

Censored censored censored censored :D

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By all means smoke as much as you want as long as you do not smoke in my company, obey the law and keep your filthy stinking cigarette butts to yourself.

 

My dad smoked and I had to watch him die a slow agonizing death where he got less an less oxygen until he just stopped breathing. Nothing we could do and a terrible way of going for him. I do not know you but I do not wish sch a death for you. It is not good to see people you love die that way.

 

i get you on the no smoking thing, i really do

 

I dont smoke in non smokers company cause lets face it, it is disgusting, no denial there

 

as for the part of why i dont give it up, yes i cant give you an answer on that one either

 

guess im just not that ready yet & dont have the will power yet. It means a lifestyle change & for anyone that is extremely difficult. Yes it does overwhelm my mind if anyone wonders

Posted

Here boys. This solves it for you...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/12/1/633637444898411294-fail.jpg

 

 

I cant see the solution.

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Smokers smoke because it's awesome, really it is. I feel sorry for those that have never tried it, you've missed out :)

 

Sadly, like most good things it kills you prematurely too ! I gave up 3 months ago and I miss my old friend everyday.

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