StevieL Posted November 15, 2010 Share 1. Never ride behind some guys (hot) wife/girlfriend for km after km. Especially if said boyfriend/husband is in front altering the pace to try and shake you off, while you sit there with a 10-incher in your chamois. 2. For the ultimate in cool, roll up the cuffs of your shorts for that extra 1/4 inch of tanning space. 3. NO iPODS while racing. 4. Never clip in to your pedals while still in the starting pen. Insert your own below... Edited November 15, 2010 by SteveO74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted November 15, 2010 Share People in black cycling kit live colourfull lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieL Posted November 15, 2010 Share There are many rules regarding shorts. First of all, they don’t exist. Forget about them. The only acceptable garments to wear are bibs, no exceptions. But please, throw out your bibs when they start to wear out. Enough anatomy is revealed by the skin tight Lycra, we don’t need to see a transparent butt panel. To look cool, wear bibs, enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted November 15, 2010 Share always say you are not fit and under trained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted November 15, 2010 Share BLACK bibs, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Fuel Posted November 15, 2010 Share always say you are not fit and under trained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roulier Posted November 15, 2010 Share Black, oily chainring marks on your calves and legs are not cool. It rather shows that you cannot control your bike even when standing still. A dirty bike is a definite no-no. A day or two is OK 'cause we are all busy, but weeks with the same mud marks on the bike is out. Remove the neon 2009 Argus, 94.7 "please take a photo of me" sticker from your helmet. Nobody's gonna take a photo of you now. Because they might of missed you then, doesn't mean that they're gonna make up for it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUMEYA Posted November 15, 2010 Share Do what makes you happy. Life is too short for unwritten rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewie911 Posted November 15, 2010 Share 3. NO iPODS while racing. This is actually a written rule 4. Never clip in to your pedals while still in the starting pen. Don't agree with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz201 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Do what makes you happy. Life is too short for unwritten rules. Like it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 15, 2010 Share Do not share easily about all the training you have been doing. Secret...Keep your cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattlesnake Posted November 15, 2010 Share Be polite to other riders.. (play nice)... whether roadie (notoriously grumpy) or mountain bikers, you never know when u might have some bad luck and need a helping hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted November 15, 2010 Share 2. For the ultimate in cool, roll up the cuffs of your shorts for that extra 1/4 inch of tanning space. I did this on Saturday - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassie Posted November 15, 2010 Share No white lycra!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 15, 2010 Share No white lycra!!(haai-jek)Was asking for a white FI 13 Assos shorts here in Deutschland this morning and was ready to pay.. They were out of supply. I was not sure to be relieved or dissappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 15, 2010 Share I did this on Saturday - I know one guy who wears Mellow Johnny gear and a black-red Cannondale CAAD who does this with his sleeves and collar as well. Cannot come to his name right now... But he is on the Hub at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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