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Du ich bin echt Sud Afrikaner aber kan ein bisl Deutsch weil ich beim Siemens (jetzt Nokia Siemens) arbeiten!

 

Gut is mein Deutsch bestimmt nicht aber wir koennen so was versuchen!

 

Ist doch prima, sogar ein touch Bayrisch Smile.

 

Einfacher ist es wenn Du mir Afrikaans in Englisch uebersetzt.

 

In Greater CPT gibt es 120.000 Deuschsprachige - viel zu viele.

 

Hast Du ein Kontakt zu Siemens Fujitsu? Mein Keybpoard ist echt Scheisse und die Buchstaben verschwinden auf den Tasten.

 

 

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I tend to agree' date=' although I take my hat off to campaigns like "Think Bike".

Bizarrely I've seen a number of taxis with those stickers, even more bizarre I've seen them give way for motorcyclists.

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Sounds indeed bizarr. Tell us more about "Think Bike" please.

 

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Agreed - always wear my safety belt.  Pretty good evidence that they are effective.  I never run red lights unless I am very sure that it is safe and that I won't negatively influence traffic flow.  Passing parked cars is not an issue as they are not in the lane technically (even if they are partially in the lane).  The rule simply states that no vehicle may pass another in the same lane, with an exclusion made for bikes/bicycles passing bikes/bicycles.  Means that cars passing you are breaking the law unless they change lanes.

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Rent Smart.... leer Afrikaans, dit is in alle geval die taal wat die meeste in Suid Afrika gepraat word. Jy kan dit gerus uit respek vir die gebruikers van Afrikaans doen.

 

I stand amazed that silly persons like you with only 52 posts to his name come to this messageboard and without respect start dictating terms. Either you join and respect or you take your hat and f....off!!!!!!!

 

Those of you who do not want to stop at robots ..... come live in Lagos, There are currently NO operating robots (that I know of) in a City with 20 million inhabitants. You however have to face the Okadas (125cc motorbikes with retired Kamikaze pilots riding them) They must surely be the best bike riders in the world but also ones with the  least respect for any rules, decency or decorum. They would quickly slap the blue smithereens out of any Club 100 so called Elite club who misbehaves on the road.

 
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 Gibts so was?


Klar ueberall' date=' da die meisten Englisch sprechenSmile.
A South African complained once as he wanted to learn German in Germany and the Germans talked back English as they wanted to improve their own skills.

Shall we start a German thread, so the Afrikaans people start writing English againWink?
[/quote'] Jawohl mein herr!! I VANT TO HEAR VON KLICK!!!
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To qoute a well known saying "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"... This applies here.

We have all jumped lights, littered at some stage or even ridden two abreast (personally, I like 2breasts on a ride Big%20smile)

So to sit and discuss this at great lentgh is a waste of time.

If we could change it, then we could do the same for motoring...no more would I have to get p!$$#d everytime somebody "sat" in the fast lane, or UNDERTOOK, or my personal favourite...drive with a child standing on the seat.

Face it...its a lost cause, one we are all guilty of...
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Rent Smart.... leer Afrikaans' date=' dit is in alle geval die taal wat die meeste in Suid Afrika gepraat word. [/quote']

 

no it isnt...

 

LANGUAGE

1980


1991 (a)


1996


1998 (b)


2001 (c)

isiZulu6 064 480

8 343 587


9 200 144
10 194 787
10 677 305


isiXhosa
2 879 360

6 729 281



7 196 118
7 610 435
7 907 153


Afrikaans
4 925 760

5 685 403



5 811 547
5 945 805
5 983 426


Sepedi
2 431 760

n/a



3 695 846
3 832 645
4 208 980


English
2 815 640
3 422 503
3 457 467
3 692 157
3 673 203

Setswana
1 444 908
3 368 544
3 301 774
3 613 925
3 677 016

Sesotho
1 877 840
n/a
3 104 197
3 539 261
3 555 186

Xitsonga
888 140
1 439 809
1 756 105
1 776 505
1 992 207

siSwati
650 600
952 478
1 013 193
1 068 733
1 194 430

Tshivenda
169 740
673 538
876 409
1 227 824
1 021 757

isiNdebele
459 880
n/a
586 961
654 304
711 821

Other
292 360
640 277
228 275
157 767
217 293

Unspecified
n/a
n/a
355 538
10 868
n/a

TOTAL:
26 271 060
31 255 420
40 583 574
43 325 017
44 819 778
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d_d' date=' you came back with that url quite quickly... you hang out there? what is your ride?[/quote']

 

lol ... I just remembered the link.

 

Unfortunately I don't have a motorbike at the moment.

 

Just my faithful MTB Sleepy
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Rent Smart.... leer Afrikaans' date=' dit is in alle geval die taal wat die meeste in Suid Afrika gepraat word. [/quote']

 

no it isnt...

 

LANGUAGE

1980


1991 (a)


1996


1998 (b)


2001 (c)

isiZulu6 064 480

8 343 587


9 200 144
10 194 787
10 677 305


isiXhosa
2 879 360

6 729 281



7 196 118
7 610 435
7 907 153


Afrikaans
4 925 760

5 685 403



5 811 547
5 945 805
5 983 426


Sepedi
2 431 760

n/a



3 695 846
3 832 645
4 208 980


English
2 815 640
3 422 503
3 457 467
3 692 157
3 673 203

Setswana
1 444 908
3 368 544
3 301 774
3 613 925
3 677 016

Sesotho
1 877 840
n/a
3 104 197
3 539 261
3 555 186

Xitsonga
888 140
1 439 809
1 756 105
1 776 505
1 992 207

siSwati
650 600
952 478
1 013 193
1 068 733
1 194 430

Tshivenda
169 740
673 538
876 409
1 227 824
1 021 757

isiNdebele
459 880
n/a
586 961
654 304
711 821

Other
292 360
640 277
228 275
157 767
217 293

Unspecified
n/a
n/a
355 538
10 868
n/a

TOTAL:
26 271 060
31 255 420
40 583 574
43 325 017
44 819 778

BigH has it right this time.  The table is only first language, but Afrikaans is the most commonly spoken non-first language.  Added to the 6 million first language speakers, it is the most spoken language in SA.
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d_d, don't worry about not having a ride... a broken down m'bike is far more effort to sort out than mtb or race bike! my house has gone from 3 bikes to 1 - my mtb is still at michH's place and my honda is in Heilbron! (hope to go recover it on saturday)

 

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BigH has it right this time.  The table is only first language' date=' but Afrikaans is the most commonly spoken non-first language.  Added to the 6 million first language speakers, it is the most spoken language in SA.
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the caption for the stats was "Number of speakers per language in South Africa (1980, 1991, 1996, 1998 and 2001)"

 

so that would take 2nd languages into account?

 

anyways... we digress Wink
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Haha, so tru that. I've had so many MTBs over the years, yet my obsession is with the ride not the bike.... having said that, my wet dream motorbike is a Dakar 650 Hug

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d_d have you seen the new BMW HP2 Sport? now that is a bike to die for. AND it matches my mongoose and my TCR! (and of course as a cyclist i prefer to be properly colour coordinated Wink

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