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bikemonster

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  1. As often as possible I take: 1 x vitamin B 1 x vitamin E 1 x vitamin E (but a different one) 1 x vitamin R Works for me!
  2. The writer in question is Ben Trovato (latin for "well made"). Style Man is heaps of fun, but let's not go taking it too seriously. Fattie, one man's "silly expensive bike" is another guys "it's what I want". And I suspect being fast enough to merit sponsored kit is VERY stylish, whether you like it or not! If I were to give Ride mag a piece of constructive advice it would be this: Cyclists are not pinups. The girls are too beefy and the guys are too skinny.
  3. Isn't Helmut Lotti a Belgian? Either way, perhaps the reason you would strap him to your head (and he is certainly one of the inferior Helmuts) and then fall is to get him to SHUT THE FECK UP!!!
  4. Full marks, TNT1!
  5. Ahhh! That would be "Gentlemens' PentHutch". I had been wondering who the other susbcriber could possibly be. Wasn't the January bunny delightfully furred?
  6. The thing with Bicycling is to not take it too seriously. My pet peeve is the recurring training guidelines, which are impossible to understand, let alone remember when you are out on the bike. If you approach it as a light and frothy bit of entertainment, and ignore the bits you don't like, it's good value for money and knocks spots off Ride mag. (Those would be the spots you see before your eyes from Ride's carppy layout. Is it an article? Is it an editorial? An advert? An advertorial?)
  7. I take it you're a subscriber then, Mampara?
  8. And also swings an intriguingly (and implausibly) high number of ways, apparently.
  9. butafly In fairness, Bicycling is produced by Touchline Media. The same people who do Men's Health. This month.... 6 weeks to rock hard abs, 69 sex tips guaranteed to make her faint and why it's manly to moisturise. Next month, the same articles in a slightly different order.
  10. Mampara, no monkey is ever an ape! And thereby hangs a tail.
  11. No, not here. Sometimes I swim in a pool though. I'll get my coat.
  12. Ti, there are plenty of people who would happily "waste their time riding all those wheels". Stuff happens. What really got my goat (and it wasn't the same when I got it back) was that the editor did feck-all about it. If a person is going to be pretend to be a journalist they should at least do a reasonable pretense. Kee-rist, if they had just paraphrased the articles they klepped off the net nobody would have known.
  13. Gather round, boys and girls, and let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, I bought a copy of Ride mag. I was particularly interested in an article that they were running which purported to compare a number of road wheelsets. Specifically, I was interested in what they had to say about Ksyrium SL's. The "first person" review that appeared in Ride mag was a verbatim reproduction of the review that was on cyclingnews.com. Not similar. Not almost the same, but word for word. Plagiarism sucks. I sent an email to the editor, and received an assurance that the matter would be investigated. The next month the editorial mentioned that they had received letters from riders complaining that some of the reviews had been lifted from cyclingnews.com and pezcyclingnews.com but that no action had been taken because the contributor had very muscly legs. WTF!!! I paid money for something that was not delivered. A review should be written by somebody who has the technical understanding to get a feel for what is going on and the verbal skills to impart that to others. I don't give a rat's how fast the reviewer can ride, or whether they can kick my or the editor's ass on or off the bike. All I care about is that the review should give me his or her impressions of the product being reviewed. Rant over. I happily subscribe to Bicycling. A lot of it is aimed at newcomers to the sport, there is very little courage of racing but it is well laid out, nicely illustrated and every now and then they run an article that makes it all worthwhile.
  14. Well, DUH! 1. Mountain bikes are SPOSED to be scratched. Houding y'know! 2. With mountain bikes size really doesn't count 'cause you spend half your time falling off the things!
  15. I think I can see now why the power proponents are saying "HR does not matter".
  16. I haven't thought to add Copa Slip (to give it's correct spelling) to the monstrous tool kit for a while, but I should. According to their website, Brights have it if you're in the Northern Subs.
  17. That's why blind people can't parachute. It scares the cra*p out of their dogs. Q: How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the ripcord? A: When the lead goes slack. My toughest challenge...doing anything productive while the Hub exists.
  18. Any grease should work fine, Mampara. Grease is used to lubricate things that move slowly (out of the gutter now, boys and girls) so it will work fine on things that don't move at all.
  19. ...he said, while smiling and winking at the other man.
  20. I figured you wouldn't be splashing out on the fancy car care to try and polish a turd. (Unlike f'rinstance fake "advertising archive" ad for Morris Ital on current http://www.sniffpetrol.com )
  21. OK rock, spill the beans. What car did you buy the Meguiar's stuff for?
  22. If anybody has watched "Hell on Wheels" (following T-Mobile/Telekom) or "Overcoming" (following CSC) in the 2003 TdF you will see the bike mechanics washing bikes with a very high pressure jet. Just like everybody says you're not supposed to.
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