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You must be married, spoken like a married man

It was the French flag like bike that was the deal breaker ????

I had a very nice ride. The 45 has had some love from me... Back to the 80 next year ????

No prob Ive had squeaks in 3 places: Saddle Pedals Seat post clamp If its not there its probably the crank bolts If its not crank bolts its suspension linkages If its none of those, you need surgery... its probably your hip

I have good reason to do the short one, I did the long one last year and this year I have to show the 45km some love too. In saying that, being the gentlemen I am I dont want the bar keeps to have wasted all their time bringing the beer to the bar for nobody to get a head start on the consumption of said beer... I dont want them to have to carry it all back when all these other softies arrive 5 hours later & 80km wanting a milkshake.

Have a biscuit

Ok then Im safe... Ive done the big one last year Im giving the little one a chance this year, I dont want it feeling left out. Im sharing the love, dont argue with me

Ive been tempted to try my Castrol chain wax that I use on my motorbike on my MTB chain, its in an aerosol can that sprays on. Has anyone else tried this?

Nope, not a single one Still waiting for my change confirmation from earlier on when the dude said its on the way... spoke to a Lewellyn I think

They were quite clever though, truth be told... They give you the hondnaai lube with a bottle of soap to wash it all off, I think im seeing their logic

Quite true, you empty them out and put some proper lube in them. I have a few bottles like that.

Thats if your ford doesnt breakdown en route

All sorted, entry changed To all you okes mocking me, dont take beers out of my bucket when you finish

Only 3 useful things I see in there Rehidrat Arm warmers Pro Nutro bar The rest gets donated to the domestic decorator when she comes to work next week Friday again.

Ill keep a little girls beer for you, a Bavaria

Jou moer! Now you can kiss goodbye the few beers you thought were in the fridge for you at the end. This goes for the old oom as well

I need to swap my 80km for a 45km... I wonder if I can do this at registration on the morning? Im thirsty this week so I want to get a head start on the beers instead of the extra saddle time, I think my reasoning is pretty sound

Check your shoe, dont laugh... sometimes those can squeak

Thanks a mill, this is great.

How do you get this chart in Strava?

Did you not see a naked goose walk past, my HR spikes like that when I see pretty ladies.... just saying

One description comes to mind... cock

Good

It wasn't but the lagers still need to be smashed. One thing we can do to remove all doubt about this hand pump story is ask Eldron what a bastard my rear tyre was to seat with his compressor after dinner a few weeks back... When Eldron says the F word, things are not normal, we eventually got it seated. 5 bar pressure in the tank and some praying, 10 seconds later it was on

Another reason to hate this Telscum, I will not have anything to do with telkom ever, Ive had a past experience with them. This is also a reason why I WILL NEVER donate a cent to a charity thats for blacks, everything is about them, I'll donate to animal causes and white charities, thats it. end of story