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Just make your rides shorter by a few k's and you will be alright No seriously, u need to train as hard as you race or race more often and you will come right.

This beautiful touching, expressive picture above, created from a deep sense of nationalism and pride stemming from my undying love for my mother country South Africa, is what I think the new emblem should be. I feel it epitomizes our unique nation, our strengths though our unified cultures and deep heritage. Unfortunately, due to massive interference from all sides, static has blurred everything into muddled fuzz, which I suppose, would still be pretty apt for the current situation.

Ask the Saunier Duval team doctor

Nice pics Ronelle, but it always looks so cold there We are the other extreme up here in GP, hot, dry, dusty and no rain for months! Wanna trade some rain for some sunshine?

Ysterman, put your tyres on the right way around, it does make a difference and it is not a sales gimmick or ?smoke and mirrors? or ?voodoo?. Science and the laws of the universe apply to bikes as well. <?: prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Tyre manufacturers put a little more effort into developing tread patterns than just coming up with cute pretty little shapes and then flipping a coin as to which way those cute pretty little shapes should rotate.<?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Tread patterns are designed to increase traction and reduce rolling resistance, so fitting them the wrong way will more than likely have the opposite effect of reducing traction and increasing rolling resistance. Take it back to your LBS to have the job done properly.

Looks like that alu frame is rusting a bit Ooops, sorry Cruxie, it is supposed to look like that they?

Look at that okes hand, he is almost clawing the counter trying to get his hands on the thing

Hey Yang, I think the Yin has gone amissing 'cos I am not quite with you on this one

I have this MotherFcuking great big fan, probably about a 500 Watt motor. I use it for IDT. It blows anything not bolted to the floor clean out the window. Is this suitable equipment for joining the Fan club?

My parents told me that too, but thank God I did not listen to them!

Good riddance, the useless tosser!

What madness all for 19g. Next this oke will probably be drilling his socks or something equally rediculous

Start with MTBiking as it is not really a serious sport of any sort Basically you can wear what you like, ride where you like and have fun while developing your bike handling skills. You can always upgrade to road later on if you start getting serious about the sport.

Should get good odds' date=' CarbonBoy still has to go buy a feather duster to get rid of the cobwebs on his bike. Most expensive Titanium paperweight you have ever seen. [/quote'] So you saw me in the bushes then This wager sounds a good idea, I'll put R10 in IanJ

Damn, I am very disappointed for missing yesterdays crit, I was so looking forward to giving IanJ the hiding of his life. <?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> This annoying thing called work really interferes and intrudes on my quality cycling time, and I just can't seem to be able to get rid of it

Big Up to Alex and his team for organizing this. It was fun and you get a chance to develop some good bike handling skills, not to mention that it is flippen hard But very good training

Hey Panti, is a Cervelo blinged out in JPS colours known as a 'Fag' bike

Eish, nice bru. That looks like FSA ceramic BB, double nice

One of my employees came back from Zim the other day and gave me a ZIM$25 billion note - about R10 or something. They gonna have to start printing invoices in landscape, portrait won't fit all those zeros. Next will be A3 invoices and cheques

Ya ya, just remember all the nice girls we have in PE Just kidding Speedi, I actually love PE, go there on holiday twice a year to Beachview. Much better place than SlaapStad, nice beaches, nicer people, not stuck up, nicer rides, better weather. Even did the famous Marine drive ride on Saturday mornings (but the cows were absent).

How do you know that person's name is Bolivia? it was tattooed on the back of his neck. You could see that form that distance? ate carrots when i was a kid! Ur a softie, Mampara was giving kids carrots

I've never had carpet burn there before!

Kilroy's sister? Nah, she just didn't jump high enough

The World Champs aka Argus, been doing it for half my life so it has gotta be good