Sammajoor

i see your smarties and raise you a packet of M&M's... :whistling: :whistling:

You seem to have upgraded, you selling your old ones...

I just wet myself laughing

You got a photo of Sir Crash a Lot ( aka Tumbleweed / tumblemod) didn't recognise him without his pink magenta scarf

YEP, that is my job, to ensure clean water for Jozi.

Where are the Mod's, I count 4 nipples

Jislaaikit Dangle, I only smaak your avatar stukkend boet.

For her I would wear a silver condom and show her how to come second.

Looks like she is about to take a dump in her broeks.

Love the look on Sister 2's face.....OOPS BUSTED

According to folklore, Nikita is a GUY's name

Hell you guys are uptight, not getting laid often enough?

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

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I downloaded the book off the web, giving it to the loved one to read.......... :whistling: :whistling:

some POW's we arrested ..

I do not have any still photos, only video clips. should anybody be interested, please pm me and I will send you the clips.

That is Todd, the photo was taken in Mazar, had a few cold ones with him at Contack's workshops. He spoke very highly of SA's Special Forces, said they were the best ever. Had no hang ups or issues, just a straight up guy. Will post a few photos of American Spec forces later

Would love to have taken photos inside, but it is frowned upon.

The Blue Mosque in Mazar Afghanistan, The place I was based in, while working in Afghanistan. Really Beautiful, according to legend the burial place of Mohammed's cousin.

Barbie and Lee had been married for many years and decided to take a cruise for their anniversary. While on the cruise they met many other couples and would usually end up sitting together during meals and tours. One evening towards the end of the cruise the discussion turned towards politics. Noticing that his wife was quiet, Lee turned to Barbie and asked what she thought about the Middle East Position. To which Barbie replied, "Oh, I don't know, dear, you know I'm not into any of that kinky stuff."

Kla jy of brag jy... :whistling: :whistling:

South Africa has this. http://en.wikipedia....ki/Denel_NTW-20 This thing gives you a trouser moment everytime you fire it. Interchangeable barrels, .50 and 20 mm in HEI nogal. had the pleasure of firing it in all the configurations. BLIKSEM it was lekker.

I could say, but I would be banned for life.

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