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Sammajoor

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  1. That disappeared faster than last months pay check, was still some good reading. I sometimes miss the Team Cough Syrup threads, and Greyowl ver 6.1 and Popeye having a spat. And who will forget the dating thread., maybe I should start a "who remembers thread"
  2. The pomp thread?? I see you eating him, what about me??
  3. World’s largest penis arouses suspicion July 19 2012 at 09:35am Comment on this story sxc.hu A man who is said to have the world’s largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants, a report has said. According to MailOnline, Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through security. The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential “biological threat”, the report said. The former computer games reviewer has featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 23cm limp and 34cm when aroused. He was quoted as saying: “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ‘Yes’. I said, ‘It’s my d***’.” “He gave me a pat down, but made sure to go around my penis with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” According to MailOnline, Falcon, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.” He aroused suspicions at San Francisco Airport on his way to New York. “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.” – IOL
  4. Just goes to prove inbreeding is alive and well in SA
  5. Man rushes into Police station screeming.... COME HELP COME HELP COME HELP. The policeman behind the counter enquires why and where. The man replies .... 2 women are fighting over me and the ugly one is winning.
  6. Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign ‘Anywhere But Here’ So I swerved, hit him. Now he’s in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific.
  7. Nurse Nurse, I am feeling worse :whistling: :whistling:
  8. SU 35 or 37??
  9. http://www.sport24.co.za/OtherSport/TourdeFrance/TDF-rider-Remy-Di-Gregorio-arrested-for-doping-20120710
  10. so are we going to hit 1000 pages or what??
  11. Hey that's today...................... :w00t: :w00t:
  12. where de pikchas?
  13. 2 fishes wiff one klap..... the first hub related romance..
  14. is meer n geval van mamma se klappe brand en op die fiets skop sy jou g@t.
  15. Try Lagos, PING BigH
  16. That **** works, my son did it with her first date, dude is still running.
  17. We speak the same language, and my daughter is now 16. Actually feel sorry for the f@cker that lays his hands on her
  18. Not even a fishing trip. Just go missing. end of story. hydrochloric acid in a 220 lt drum, kid will just go missing and then flush it down the sewerage.
  19. Holy Roller
  20. OI, don;t change the subject...post "that" pic of you in you magenta boa @ the 94.7 a few years ago.
  21. Being a mod, he has a "way" of removing them.
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